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[dilbertsbanana]

Mama says crocodiles are angry because they have so many tooth and no toothbrush

[neil]

if the moon was an egg the tides would go in and out quicker, and the high tide would be abit higher.

[taff]

Mama says crocodiles are angry because they have so many tooth and no toothbrush

Not true as they have those birds that clean their mouths of parasites and plaque hence they have clean oral hygiene.

Same thing with Sharks

Kimmodo Dragons on the other hand are terrible for dental hygiene but actually use this to their advantage by utilising the bacteria in their mouths as a poison.

Please research these things more thoroughly before posting as there could be members with these animals as pets who would be offended by your throwaway comments

[clik]

Dinosaurs have wishbones just like chickens

[Lando_Griffin]

Jerzy is Karim.

[woof woof !]

The design for speed humps was inspired by Woof reversing over a homeless person sleeping under his car.

[dilbertsbanana]

It is actually illegal for people in peru to wear cotton. If they see a sheep in fact, they will spontaeneously combust.

[Lando_Griffin]

The only substance poisonous to goat's is Manc jiz, hence why you never see a goat in Manchester.

They learn quickly.

[Lando_Griffin]

Speed Camera's were invented by the Homosexual branch of the UK's Police Force to give them free access to photo's of men's bottoms.

Fact.

[dilbertsbanana]

woodchucks could in fact throw 15 pounds of wood if they could chuck wood

[Lando_Griffin]

85% of all statistics are made up on the spot, but 100% of Man U fans are scum.

Sh*tski have the only "Gay fans" enclosure. It's known as Stamford Bridge.

Everton FC are currently under a Health and Safety investigation after it emerged a rat was found swimming in the communal bath just before full time.

The enquiry discovered it was actually Tim Cahill, who'd been sent off yet again.

[jkop]

A ducks quack does not echo.

[dilbertsbanana]

a bird in the hand IS worth 2 in the bush

[112-1077774096]

a bird in the hand IS worth 2 in the bush

thats not a fact, thats a proverb. get your facts right or get outta my thread     

[dilbertsbanana]

But, I had a bird in my hand, and had 2 tucked away in a bush. A man came to me to buy all 3, then asked for the price of just the one in my hand. He asked for 10 for all 3, or 5 just for the one in my hand. Therefore i deduced that the 2 in the bush must beworth 5 as well, hence they are worth the same.