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by **tubby** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:49 am

I think if you have money to burn you can actually go to the moon. Virgin I think do or will be doing that.

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:50 am

Dundalk wrote:
supersub wrote:
peewee wrote:just seems like idle conversation mate, I want to go to the moon before I retire but it doesnt mean I will go

There's probably a few people on here who would like to see you go to the moon.

Sorry Peewee but I had to laugh at that one...

thats two cr@p jokes in two days, how many christmas crackers did he have? have we got to put up with more of these

by **Kash_Mountain** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:52 am

Pinch of salt required. Everyone knows that EPL is the best league in the world (and will be for a long time). Why on earth would he want to play in these leagues

IMO its very bad journalism indeed. Basically, the journo must be a Mwanck fan and just trying to stir the pot somewhat.

Torres will be here for a long time. Rafa is building a very good team and is slowing getting the players to strengthen the squad and build for the future.

by **RUSHIE#9** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:53 am

Spain's had professional bullfighters for many years whilst Britain has had professional Bullshitters for many years and this "report" (shameless copy & pasting) just backs that up.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if the hack that has altered that report has just downloaded it from donBalon and run it through babelfish. :no

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:01 pm

i can imagine the conversation

hack, "so fernando, have you thought about playing in other countries, maybe germany or italy"?

nando "not really, i am happy at liverpool"

hack 'maybe before you retire"

nando "you never know what can happen"

hack writes headline TORRES WANT TO PLAY IN ITALY OR GERMANY

by **Festy** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:19 pm

peewee wrote:i can imagine the conversation

hack, "so fernando, have you thought about playing in other countries, maybe germany or italy"?

nando "not really, i am happy at liverpool"

hack 'maybe before you retire"

nando "you never know what can happen"

hack writes headline TORRES WANT TO PLAY IN ITALY OR GERMANY

I reckon it's more like:

hack, "so fernando, have you thought about playing in other countries, maybe germany or italy"?

nando "not really, i am happy at liverpool"

hack, "ok but have you ever been to Italy or Germany? How's Rome ? It's history ? "

nando "Yeah, I've had my holidays there once. It's nice. Rome has a pround history too. So yeah, it's nice yeah. "

hack, "and what about German cars ? good eh ? "

nando "Yeah I had several test drives....those are really great yeah.."

hack writes headline TORRES SET TO LEAVE LIVERPOOL IN SUMMER FOR ITALY OR GERMANY

by **tubby** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:29 pm

Fernando's not going anywhere, at least until he hits 30.

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:32 pm

bavlondon wrote:Fernando's not going anywhere, at least until he hits 30.

sh!t, how many has he scored now?

by **Sabre** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:35 pm

bavlondon wrote:Fernando's not going anywhere, at least until he hits 30.

Yes, as much as I admire Fernando, he's a striker whose pace is an important part of his game, so it's difficult he ends his career in Liverpool, because hopefully when he's 30 Liverpool will still be on the top teams of Europe and only top players at best should play for them.

So when he loses that explossion and pace he has, it will the time to move to a good team, but perhaps not that top as Liverpool.

by **andy_g** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:45 pm

supersub wrote:
peewee wrote:just seems like idle conversation mate, I want to go to the moon before I retire but it doesnt mean I will go

There's probably a few people on here who would like to see you go to the moon.

i made you this, peewee. give us your address and i'll send it

by **Sabre** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:49 pm

That's a bit undeveloped model, Andy.

Failsafe protocols have to be programmed, and the navigational algorythms need some reviewing.

I personally take care of those, for free. The ship is in good hands. One of our weapons is ruthless efficiency.
:laugh:

by **simolonge** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:33 pm

I would like to tag team Pamela Anderson and Demi Moore before I die.

I will probably get no more then Mrs Simolonge and the odd brass on a Euro away however.

by **Festy** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:51 pm

simolonge wrote:I would like to tag team Pamela Anderson and Demi Moore before I die.

I will probably get no more then Mrs Simolonge and the odd brass on a Euro away however.

hahahahaha........this sir has made my day. :bowdown

by **RedShredder** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:57 pm

simolonge wrote:I would like to tag team Pamela Anderson and Demi Moore before I die.

I will probably get no more then Mrs Simolonge and the odd brass on a Euro away however.

On the Pam Anderson interest, are you also looking for genital warts?

by **das20093** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:18 pm

If he does leave will get good money for him:blues:

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