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by **Number 9** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:42 pm

Emerald Red wrote:
Number 9 wrote:I dont think Emi Reds idea of making soap out of fatties will take off though!

Sure it worked of Tyler Durden. If what they say in that film is true about making bombs from human fat, then some places may watch out, especially America, as every fat person is a potential terrorist in the making. It's crazy though. I think there is something like 4 million people on the Island of Ireland itself as a whole (not sure, could be slightly more) but it's said that roughly 1 in 5 (or is it 6?) Americans are over the weight of 30 stone. 30 f*cking stone! Imagine, that's like a 6th of the population of America, right? That would be like England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales and everyone you see walking about the size of elephants. Every. Single. Person!

FFS dont start talking about that, if the dissidents here about that there will be fat kunts getting stole over here and stuck outside an army base with a mercurcy tilt switch up their hole!

by **dawson99** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:02 pm

fat people smell, and are a bigger burden than smokers... fact.

plus they are mostly lazy

by **Number 9** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:08 pm

dawson99 wrote:fat people smell, and are a bigger burden than smokers... fact.

plus they are mostly lazy

Kill them all!! :nod

by **dawson99** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:10 pm

Number 9 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:fat people smell, and are a bigger burden than smokers... fact.

plus they are mostly lazy

Kill them all!!

big boned my ar$e, just ease up on the pies and walk somewhere...

im mr sympathy today

by **Roger Red Hat** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:24 pm

Number 9 wrote:
Lee J wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
Lee J wrote:I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other. that ended in tears too

Missed the hole!
That i can understand considering it may not have been obvious as to where to actually aim!
But ya must have been ready to enter at some velocity if you got a carpet burn first thrust!
Or were you shagging the carpet for a while before ya noticed?

nah we were a good five mins into the deed. I'd pumped the carpet a few times before I realised.

it was not very nice. I didnt even go to the docs, I bathed my poorly bell in some warm water everyday and used germaline cream on it. Me kn@b smelt like one of those bubbly gum sweets we had as kids that stank of Germaline.

Lee J= Carpet shgger!
And has a co'ck that cant tell the difference between fan,ny and carpet!
Dunno why but the thought of someone humping some big fatty and hitting the carpet instead is hilarious!

it was just a mis calculation on my part. I calculated her tw@t was 4 inch lower than it actually was.

if she'd of farted it might've give me a clue.

by **GRAHAM01** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:49 pm

it was just a mis calculation on my part. I calculated her tw@t was 4 inch lower than it actually was.

if she'd of farted it might've give me a clue.[/quote]
it was 4 inches lower but you should have pushed your way through what was in front of it

by **JBG** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:50 pm

The funny thing about America is that its very hard to come across fatties. Walk around Boston, New York, San Francisco, Los Angelus and there's nary a fattie to be seen, if anything most of the people you meet are quite trim.

Yet the statistics obviously can't lie, either does tv (watch Springer, or Ricki Lake

) so I assume that in the States the fatties are just too lazy to even get off the sofa.

Its true: visit New York and you'll be amazed by the lack of fatties you'll meet.

by **Judge** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:52 pm

dawson99 wrote:fat people smell, and are a bigger burden than smokers... fact.

plus they are mostly laza

yeah the fat aussie laza

by **GRAHAM01** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:53 pm

JBG wrote:Yet the statistics obviously can't lie, either does tv (watch Springer, or Ricki Lake ) so I assume that in the States the fatties are just too lazy to even get off the sofa.

that's why you don't see them they are all on those shows tell jerry how there man has asked them to pile on the pounds now they have slimmed down to 400lbs

by **redhayesy** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:39 pm

Effes wrote:Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

i still say also fat birds are like mopeds - great fun to ride untill yar mates see ya doing it.

by **redhayesy** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:42 pm

also remember the time i was about to sh@g this fat bird - i had to cover her in flour & aim for the wet patch!

by **dawson99** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:47 pm

redhayesy wrote:
Effes wrote:Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

i still say also fat birds are like mopeds - great fun to ride untill yar mates see ya doing it.

Great fun to ride if you haven't got any other means of transport. But in later years you'll realise you'd rather walk by yourself than ride something that poor.

by **redhayesy** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:57 pm

dawson99 wrote:
redhayesy wrote:
Effes wrote:Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

i still say also fat birds are like mopeds - great fun to ride untill yar mates see ya doing it.

Great fun to ride if you haven't got any other means of transport. But in later years you'll realise you'd rather walk by yourself than ride something that poor.

love it mate, especially also if you try & ride her whilst on yar moped!

by **Number 9** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:19 pm

redhayesy wrote:
dawson99 wrote:
redhayesy wrote:
Effes wrote:Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

i still say also fat birds are like mopeds - great fun to ride untill yar mates see ya doing it.

Great fun to ride if you haven't got any other means of transport. But in later years you'll realise you'd rather walk by yourself than ride something that poor.

love it mate, especially also if you try & ride her whilst on yar moped!

Or on the carpet like Lee J blister di'ck! :nod

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:07 am

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