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[GOAT_2.0]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

Missed the hole!
That i can understand considering it may not have been obvious as to where to actually aim!
But ya must have been ready to enter at some velocity if you got a carpet burn first thrust!
Or were you shagging the carpet for a while before ya noticed?

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On the topic, obesity is a health problem that you have if you don't care about an aspect of your health, pretty much like if you smoke you have to pay the consequences.

I wouldn't pay any money to a man or a woman that is obese just because she is.

In the other extreme, I think I once read that in an american airplane, some fat woman had to pay two tickets t instead of one, that's a bit perhaps too harsh, I think people should pay one ticket plane no matter of size 

Eh if they can't fit in the seat they can't fit in the seat

[GOAT_2.0]

The funny thing about America is that its very hard to come across fatties. Walk around Boston, New York, San Francisco, Los Angelus and there's nary a fattie to be seen, if anything most of the people you meet are quite trim.

Yet the statistics obviously can't lie, either does tv (watch Springer, or Ricki Lake ) so I assume that in the States the fatties are just too lazy to even get off the sofa.

Its true: visit New York and you'll be amazed by the lack of fatties you'll meet.

I know what you mean i went there a couple of years back expecting to see walking tanks everywhere but i could barely see any at all

[Judge]

Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

   i still say also fat birds are like mopeds - great fun to ride untill yar mates see ya doing it. 

Great fun to ride if you haven't got any other means of transport. But in later years you'll realise you'd rather walk by yourself than ride something that poor.

love it mate, especially also if you try & ride her whilst on yar moped! 

Or on the carpet like Lee J blister di'ck!

i bet when lee goes to the doctors for medication and the doctor asks him if he'd like it in a blister pack, i bet his response is ''you taking the pi'ss''

[GRAHAM01]

Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

   i still say also fat birds are like mopeds - great fun to ride untill yar mates see ya doing it. 

Great fun to ride if you haven't got any other means of transport. But in later years you'll realise you'd rather walk by yourself than ride something that poor.

love it mate, especially also if you try & ride her whilst on yar moped! 

at least you would some where to park your bike when your not using it 

[Sabre]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

Missed the hole!
That i can understand considering it may not have been obvious as to where to actually aim!
But ya must have been ready to enter at some velocity if you got a carpet burn first thrust!
Or were you shagging the carpet for a while before ya noticed?

----

On the topic, obesity is a health problem that you have if you don't care about an aspect of your health, pretty much like if you smoke you have to pay the consequences.

I wouldn't pay any money to a man or a woman that is obese just because she is.

In the other extreme, I think I once read that in an american airplane, some fat woman had to pay two tickets t instead of one, that's a bit perhaps too harsh, I think people should pay one ticket plane no matter of size 

Eh if they can't fit in the seat they can't fit in the seat

If they can't fit the seat, make bigger seats.

If it's a matter of weight/space, then make him pay an extra pretty much as if you carry more luggage than other passenger.

But making him pay twice the taxes of a trip is not on. If any, they should pay the extra bit for the extra weight he pays.

[Roger Red Hat]

Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

i still say also fat birds are like mopeds - great fun to ride untill yar mates see ya doing it. 

Great fun to ride if you haven't got any other means of transport. But in later years you'll realise you'd rather walk by yourself than ride something that poor.

love it mate, especially also if you try & ride her whilst on yar moped! 

Or on the carpet like Lee J blister di'ck!

i bet when lee goes to the doctors for medication and the doctor asks him if he'd like it in a blister pack, i bet his response is ''you taking the pi'ss''

oi! I still cringe when doing the deed now and I refuse to hump on a carpet ever again.

[Judge]

you humped a hump mate

[GOAT_2.0]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

Missed the hole!
That i can understand considering it may not have been obvious as to where to actually aim!
But ya must have been ready to enter at some velocity if you got a carpet burn first thrust!
Or were you shagging the carpet for a while before ya noticed?

----

On the topic, obesity is a health problem that you have if you don't care about an aspect of your health, pretty much like if you smoke you have to pay the consequences.

I wouldn't pay any money to a man or a woman that is obese just because she is.

In the other extreme, I think I once read that in an american airplane, some fat woman had to pay two tickets t instead of one, that's a bit perhaps too harsh, I think people should pay one ticket plane no matter of size 

Eh if they can't fit in the seat they can't fit in the seat

If they can't fit the seat, make bigger seats.

If it's a matter of weight/space, then make him pay an extra pretty much as if you carry more luggage than other passenger.

But making him pay twice the taxes of a trip is not on. If any, they should pay the extra bit for the extra weight he pays.

Oh aye yeah make 6ft wide seats just to accommodate any fat ba.stards that might want to ride, you would be lucky to fit 10 seats on the whole plane that way 

Anyone who is too big to fit in a seat deserves to pay double haha

[Judge]

what really pi'sses me off is when a 26 stone fattie is getting on a plane with cases.

what i mean is, i weighed 14 stone, and my cases were 6 kilo over the limit so had to pay extra for fuel. the fatties cases were all bang on so didnt have to pay anymore.

i argued that the fattie and his cases weighed more than my combined weight and cases, and it was me who had to pay

explain that one??

[dawson99]

what really pi'sses me off is when a 26 stone fattie is getting on a plane with cases.

what i mean is, i weighed 14 stone, and my cases were 6 kilo over the limit so had to pay extra for fuel. the fatties cases were all bang on so didnt have to pay anymore.

i argued that the fattie and his cases weighed more than my combined weight and cases, and it was me who had to pay

explain that one??

The thing is, you can go to a smoker, fake cough and moan and moan... but whenever i go to a fatty, fake a seizure and laugh at the manboobs I get called a meanie...

[Judge]

meanie!!

[GRAHAM01]

[woof woof !]

Talking of Obesity does anyone remember the wedding Lee J went too some years back ?

[bunglemark2]

That bloke just looks resigned and beaten....poor fella.....mind you, there's always an alternative : suicide or married to a whale ? hmmmmm....

[GRAHAM01]

Talking of Obesity does anyone remember the wedding Lee J went too some years back ?

leej mate you looked good back then before you let yourself go