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[Judge]

your spending alot of time in fattie threads mate

[GRAHAM01]

your spending alot of time in fattie threads mate

well like i have said they are fun 

anyway no more than you!!

[Judge]

your post count is way above mine fattie fancier

[GRAHAM01]

your post count is way above mine fattie fancier

2 more and i have 1000 do i get a fattie as a prize 

[Judge]

a fat prize

[Roger Red Hat]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

Missed the hole!
That i can understand considering it may not have been obvious as to where to actually aim!
But ya must have been ready to enter at some velocity if you got a carpet burn first thrust!
Or were you shagging the carpet for a while before ya noticed?

nah we were a good five mins into the deed. I'd pumped the carpet a few times before I realised. 

it was not very nice. I didnt even go to the docs, I bathed my poorly bell in some warm water everyday and used germaline cream on it. Me kn@b smelt like one of those bubbly gum sweets we had as kids that stank of Germaline.

[Effes]

Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

[Judge]

Always remember Chubby Brown saying going down on a fat lass was like peering over the top of a sliced loaf.

[GRAHAM01]

1000 and now i want my big fat prize

if you like a fattie always carry some talc!! so you can sprinkle it around and find the damp patch 

[kazza 1]

I was in Belfast city centre yesterday meeting my mate for lunch and was waiting at the bus stop to go home, I was amazed at the amount of women with muffin tops (see picture below)

It seems to be the new trend and tbh they dont seem to care if anyone see's it. Now I'm now the thinest person in the world (was just over 9 stone the last time I weighed myself) but if I had one of them I would try to cover it up!

[Judge]

I was in Belfast city centre yesterday meeting my mate for lunch and was waiting at the bus stop to go home, I was amazed at the amount of women with muffin tops (see picture below)

It seems to be the new trend and tbh they dont seem to care if anyone see's it. Now I'm now the thinest person in the world (was just over 9 stone the last time I weighed myself) but if I had one of them I would try to cover it up!

muffin tops and camel toes, whatever next

wtf

[GRAHAM01]

I was in Belfast city centre yesterday meeting my mate for lunch and was waiting at the bus stop to go home, I was amazed at the amount of women with muffin tops (see picture below)

It seems to be the new trend and tbh they dont seem to care if anyone see's it. Now I'm now the thinest person in the world (was just over 9 stone the last time I weighed myself) but if I had one of them I would try to cover it up!

ya got to say it not nice to see, but some times there is a lot worse out at clubs and pubs massive woman out with crop tops on     

[Emerald Red]

I dont think Emi Reds idea of making soap out of fatties will take off though!

Sure it worked of Tyler Durden. If what they say in that film is true about making bombs from human fat, then some places may watch out, especially America, as every fat person is a potential terrorist in the making. It's crazy though. I think there is something like 4 million people on the Island of Ireland itself as a whole (not sure, could be slightly more) but it's said that roughly 1 in 5 (or is it 6?) Americans are over the weight of 30 stone. 30 f*cking stone! Imagine, that's like a 6th of the population of America, right? That would be like England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales and everyone you see walking about the size of elephants. Every. Single. Person!   

[Judge]

I dont think Emi Reds idea of making soap out of fatties will take off though!

Sure it worked of Tyler Durden. If what they say in that film is true about making bombs from human fat, then some places may watch out, especially America, as every fat person is a potential terrorist in the making. It's crazy though. I think there is something like 4 million people on the Island of Ireland itself as a whole (not sure, could be slightly more) but it's said that roughly 1 in 5 (or is it 6?) Americans are over the weight of 30 stone. 30 f*cking stone! Imagine, that's like a 6th of the population of America, right? That would be like England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales and everyone you see walking about the size of elephants. Every. Single. Person!   

the bit in bold   

[Number 9]

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other.    that ended in tears too

Missed the hole!
That i can understand considering it may not have been obvious as to where to actually aim!
But ya must have been ready to enter at some velocity if you got a carpet burn first thrust!
Or were you shagging the carpet for a while before ya noticed?

nah we were a good five mins into the deed. I'd pumped the carpet a few times before I realised. 

it was not very nice. I didnt even go to the docs, I bathed my poorly bell in some warm water everyday and used germaline cream on it. Me kn@b smelt like one of those bubbly gum sweets we had as kids that stank of Germaline.

   

Lee J= Carpet shgger!
And has a co'ck that cant tell the difference between fan,ny and carpet!
Dunno why but the thought of someone humping some big fatty and hitting the carpet instead is hilarious!