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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:47 pm

im telling you Misty....Judge is gonna turn his back on you after he steals your points. come join the Google Brothers, where there is power, a healthy lead which cannot be taken over in weeks and they are a dominant force against Judge and his cronies

by **mistyred** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:31 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:im telling you Misty....Judge is gonna turn his back on you after he steals your points. come join the Google Brothers, where there is power, a healthy lead which cannot be taken over in weeks and they are a dominant force against Judge and his cronies

Pmsl

Maypax with power comes great responsibility.

But i am not worthy because i am not a cheating
barsteward

and the Google brothers are.

But if Judge screws me over i will kindly take up your offer.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:11 pm

may the farce be with you Misty

today is matchday so no riddles!! woohoo!

by **Dundalk** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:13 am

Men book a hotel room which costs €30, so pay €10 each on arrival

After they go to their room the manager realises he's over charged them as the room should only have cost €25.

He sends the bellboy up to their room with their change of €5. He dosent know how to split it so decides to give each man €1 back & keep €2 for himself.

So each man has now paid €9(9x3=27), the bellboy has €2...........what happened the final €1?

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:04 am

mistyred wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:im telling you Misty....Judge is gonna turn his back on you after he steals your points. come join the Google Brothers, where there is power, a healthy lead which cannot be taken over in weeks and they are a dominant force against Judge and his cronies

Pmsl Maypax with power comes great responsibility.

But i am not worthy because i am not a cheating
barsteward and the Google brothers are.

But if Judge screws me over i will kindly take up your offer.

you sly fox misty

by **NiftyNeil** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:48 am

Dundalk wrote:Men book a hotel room which costs €30, so pay €10 each on arrival

After they go to their room the manager realises he's over charged them as the room should only have cost €25.

He sends the bellboy up to their room with their change of €5. He dosent know how to split it so decides to give each man €1 back & keep €2 for himself.

So each man has now paid €9(9x3=27), the bellboy has €2...........what happened the final €1?

Each man has paid 9. So that comes to 27 euros, of which the bellboy has 2 euros. Each man still has a pound each, coming to the original 30 euros.

by **Redman in wales** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:59 am

Dundalk wrote:Men book a hotel room which costs €30, so pay €10 each on arrival

After they go to their room the manager realises he's over charged them as the room should only have cost €25.

He sends the bellboy up to their room with their change of €5. He dosent know how to split it so decides to give each man €1 back & keep €2 for himself.

So each man has now paid €9(9x3=27), the bellboy has €2...........what happened the final €1?

- thats the third time that riddle has been posted in this thread.... its obviously a favourite!

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:14 pm

who did the other 2? cant be me as i only did 1

im googling riddles now

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:28 pm

1) I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses.
What am I?

2) There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?

3) Why did Osama divorce his 4 wives?

4) With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

5) Wear me in any kind of weather
Shine the Sun on me
and I'm gone forever
Salt me and I disappear
Yuk! Just keep me out of your beer
Women love me
and so do men
especially at that time of year

by **andy_g** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:22 pm

1) valley and alley
4) a staple or stapler

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:01 pm

AndyG solves #1 and #4

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:22 pm

3. cause he cant have any more than 4 wives under islamic law, as he wanted a fifth

by **NiftyNeil** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:39 pm

3. Because his wife is the one with the freshly dug soil around here.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:51 pm

nope both wrong! btw haha this riddle cant be googled as i created it.

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:00 pm

listen mugwamp

im correct. he married his fifth wife, who is only 21 now and yemen, but had to be divorced from 4 due to law

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