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Postby Bad Bob » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:00 pm

Number 9 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:2) he should speak up and ask (I rock the bleedin' obvious ones! :D )

:laugh:
I was gonna say he should pretend he's hammering a nail in!!

So was I, mate, and then Maypax included that bit about thinking first before you answer! :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:25 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:2) he should speak up and ask (I rock the bleedin' obvious ones! :D )

:laugh:
I was gonna say he should pretend he's hammering a nail in!!

So was I, mate, and then Maypax included that bit about thinking first before you answer! :D

:laugh:  at least this proves BadBob has common sense
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:32 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:2) he should speak up and ask (I rock the bleedin' obvious ones! :D )

:laugh:
I was gonna say he should pretend he's hammering a nail in!!

So was I, mate, and then Maypax included that bit about thinking first before you answer! :D

:laugh:  at least this proves BadBob has common sense

I would have got that one  :angry: :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:32 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) What is big or little, can go, takes money from you, and drinks way to much?


3) Why should the number 1 be considered an EVEN number?

2 more up for grabs Saint  :p
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Postby Toffeehater » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:59 am

1.) A Woman ?

3.) Not sure
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Postby Number 9 » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:59 am

peewee wrote:ah yes, it says 'first thread"  :D


so my new riddle is 'why didnt peewee read the post properley'?   :D

tool! :laugh:
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:23 am

Number 9 wrote:
peewee wrote:ah yes, it says 'first thread"  :D


so my new riddle is 'why didnt peewee read the post properley'?   :D

tool! :laugh:

thats from june last year you gimp    :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:30 am

peewee wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
peewee wrote:ah yes, it says 'first thread"  :D


so my new riddle is 'why didnt peewee read the post properley'?   :D

tool! :laugh:

thats from june last year you gimp    :D

actually it was my error  :p
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Postby Redman in wales » Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:33 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) What is big or little, can go, takes money from you, and drinks way to much?

a car?
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:34 am

Redman in wales wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) What is big or little, can go, takes money from you, and drinks way to much?

a car?

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Postby Judge » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:44 am

which poster on this forum is a Contrary Buyer?

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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:47 am

1) Why should the number 1 be considered an EVEN number?

2) An encyclopedia consists of ten volumes sitting next to each other in order on a shelf. Each volume contains one thousand pages. Excluding the covers of each volume, how many pages are between the first page of the encyclopedia and the last?

3) Ebenezzer Scrooge favorite line, Ba Humbug, so the riddle, what does Humbug mean

4) You have two U.S. currency coins that add up to .30 cents. What two coins do you have? One of them is not a quarter.

5) Two fathers and two sons each shoot a duck. No one has shot the same duck. Only three ducks have been shot. Question : How is this possible ?
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:48 am

Judge wrote:which poster on this forum is a Contrary Buyer?

:D

Number 9?  :D
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Postby Redman in wales » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:58 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:4) You have two U.S. currency coins that add up to .30 cents. What two coins do you have? One of them is not a quarter.

One of them's a nickle (5 cents), the OTHER one's a quarter.

:D

was used in Scrubs...

janitor responds

"Two men destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat. One of them wasn't me."

Classic.
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Postby Redman in wales » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:01 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:5) Two fathers and two sons each shoot a duck. No one has shot the same duck. Only three ducks have been shot. Question : How is this possible ?

Two fathers and two sons are 3 people:

One guy has both his father and son with him.
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