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[Judge]

i think me and andy are correct maypax

[andy_g]

you seem to have edited your post after seeing mine, judge

[Judge]

you seem to have edited your post after seeing mine, judge

not exactly, id put number two down at 8.45

then had to edit for number 1

i had not seen your post prior to that

[Judge]

i wish i had done a seperate post then you would have seen that i put dimensions up first

[maypaxvobiscum]

you 2 jokers!
but yeah well done. next riddle.


1) who got the answer first? Andy or Judge?

[Redman in wales]

you 2 jokers!
but yeah well done. next riddle.


1) who got the answer first? Andy or Judge?

Well if Andy = N and Judge = K

then





therefore the answer = Sabre!

[Judge]

:laugh:
you 2 jokers!
but yeah well done. next riddle.


1) who got the answer first? Andy or Judge?

Well if Andy = N and Judge = K

then





therefore the answer = Sabre!

dunno how you did it, but your correct 

[maypaxvobiscum]

:laugh:
you 2 jokers!
but yeah well done. next riddle.


1) who got the answer first? Andy or Judge?

Well if Andy = N and Judge = K

then





therefore the answer = Sabre!

dunno how you did it, but your correct 

  i failed maths
i get no head or tail of that equation

[maypaxvobiscum]

1) No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month.

What am I?

2) Duffus loved potato chips The problem was when he had large family gatherings, all the kids would devour his snacks before he could. So, Duffus came up with a way to keep the snacks for himself and yet make it seem as though he wasn't the greedy snack hog he was. Duffus took two large bowls, one wood and one plastic, and placed them up high so that the kids couldn't see the contents.

He then said, "One is full and the other is empty. You get whatever is in the bowl you pick. You can pick only once, but you must decipher my clues and explain to me which bowl you think has the chips and why. And no random guessing allowed."

He then gave them these clues:

1. The polyester shirt I'm wearing. 2. A cotton shirt in my closet. 3. A hollow cardboard toilet paper roll. 4. This plastic cup I'm drinking my tea from. 5. The acrylic socks I'm wearing. 6. An empty paper lunch bag.

What do the clues have in common with each other and the bowls?

3) “What are these numbers?” asked a new member of the congregation. “They are hymn numbers,” replied his companion. “So why is there a question mark at the bottom,” replied the stranger. “Reverend Jones always does that,” said his companion, “the congregation has to try and work out the number of the last hymn for themselves during the service.”

What should be the number of the last hymn?

15

1

9

21

?

[NiftyNeil]

1/ A calendar

2/ The chips are in the plastic bowl. His polyester shirt, acrylic socks and plastic cup as well as the plastic bowl are all man non-biodegradable that are containing something. The others are all biodegradable and are empty, therefore the wooden bowl is empty. Despite his efforts, Duffus looks an even greedier and selfish fecker.

3/ Don't know.

[Judge]

1) No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month.

What am I?

2) Duffus loved potato chips The problem was when he had large family gatherings, all the kids would devour his snacks before he could. So, Duffus came up with a way to keep the snacks for himself and yet make it seem as though he wasn't the greedy snack hog he was. Duffus took two large bowls, one wood and one plastic, and placed them up high so that the kids couldn't see the contents.

He then said, "One is full and the other is empty. You get whatever is in the bowl you pick. You can pick only once, but you must decipher my clues and explain to me which bowl you think has the chips and why. And no random guessing allowed."

He then gave them these clues:

1. The polyester shirt I'm wearing. 2. A cotton shirt in my closet. 3. A hollow cardboard toilet paper roll. 4. This plastic cup I'm drinking my tea from. 5. The acrylic socks I'm wearing. 6. An empty paper lunch bag.

What do the clues have in common with each other and the bowls?

3) “What are these numbers?” asked a new member of the congregation. “They are hymn numbers,” replied his companion. “So why is there a question mark at the bottom,” replied the stranger. “Reverend Jones always does that,” said his companion, “the congregation has to try and work out the number of the last hymn for themselves during the service.”

What should be the number of the last hymn?

15

1

9

21

?

1. tampax

2. no snacks were in any bowls, as the kids wouldnt know that, as they couldnt see in them

3. 21


am i correct?

[maypaxvobiscum]

Nifty got (1) right
Nifty got (2) right
answer for (3)  is 5. The numbers coincide with the positions of the five vowels. A, E, I, O, U in the alphabet.
sorry Judge.

[NiftyNeil]

The last one was shit. Fucking vowels! It's absurd!

[Judge]

damn that neil

[maypaxvobiscum]

i think you guys will find this one absurd too

1) What order should the following sentences be in, and why?

1. Sally, exhausted, could order no dinner.

2. Later, Alex sent telegrams.

3. Friday, Irwin recalled seeing trees.