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by **dawson99** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:37 pm

saddest thing is we know you took those pictures this morning

watch nanny come in for the first one

by **stmichael** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:53 pm

I tried to take my own life last night. I tried to take a thousand aspirins.

"F#cking hell, what happened?" asked my mate.

"I felt better after two" I said.

by **Judge** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:54 pm

dawson99 wrote:saddest thing is we know you took those pictures this morning

watch nanny come in for the first one

nanny once said to me

''judge my phones on silent, so please ring me 100 times while i press it against myself''

whatever could she have meant?

by **andy_g** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:03 pm

she probably meant that her phone was on silent and that she wanted you to ring her 100 times while she pressed it against herself

by **dawson99** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:46 am

why ring her 100 times? Just ring the once and let it ring

by **NANNY RED** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:59 pm

Erm whats with all the pickin on me lark i can read you know :laugh:

Ill have that phone Andy :;):

Ill send it to Judge as a prezzy he needs a new one he told me he sat on the other contraption to long an broke it :laugh:

by **NANNY RED** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:25 pm

dawson99 wrote:how annoying is golf? does anyone else play? I managed a couple of nice pars, a fair few single bogeys, still went round in 106!!!
argh, plus i got sunstroke, only mild, but that is still sucky... i dont think i'll be going pro soon

Love the game Daws i try to get out on the course about 3 times a week i go to my local Blackheath golf course it is addictive though

by **dawson99** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:38 pm

wont talk about grips on the shaft...

yeah golf is class, gonna try to get out more i hope if time

by **Judge** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:50 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Erm whats with all the pickin on me lark i can read you know Ill have that phone Andy Ill send it to Judge as a prezzy he needs a new one he told me he sat on the other contraption to long an broke it

oh a women scorned

make things up why dont you nanny

keep it pressed against yourself love

also grammatically andy g was correct :angry:

by **NANNY RED** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:06 pm

Now why would i need a plastic contraption thingy ive only got to give the nod an the real thing comes running LOL

Ive told you before stop denying it youll feel much better if you come clean about it

And grammatically hes Andy to me :;):

by **NANNY RED** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:16 pm

Ive just seen the name of where it says welcome the newest member im sorry but you couldnt make this up

DownloadAdobePhotoshopFREE

How can someone have a name like that :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:19 pm

how 'andy' do you find him? :;):

and i once went out with a gal called downloadwindows3.1for16.59in3monthlyinstallments

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:32 pm

dawson99 wrote:how 'andy' do you find him?

and i once went out with a gal called downloadwindows3.1for16.59in3monthlyinstallments

I think the real world hit a new all time low with that post Daws

by **dawson99** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:42 pm

low but true, fact. i got her pic

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:18 pm

She's a bit better looking than your usual standard Daws

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