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by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:10 am

there once was a man from magina, whos wife had a massive...

bob dawson

now, speaking of bizarre, my mate was texting me last night fom LA, saying how he was drinking with quentin Tarentino and chatting about the football. I texted back, all nonochalant, saying that he should tell QT that i think the scripts are wooden and need more work. then i went to sleep. so i wake up this morning and theres a voicemail message on my phone... from Quentin fecking Tarantino!!! its quite funny, as i also texted saying that QT was awesome but scripts needed work. Very surreal

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:13 am

dawson99 wrote:now, speaking of bizarre, my mate was texting me last night fom LA, saying how he was drinking with quentin Tarentino and chatting about the football. I texted back, all nonochalant, saying that he should tell QT that i think the scripts are wooden and need more work. then i went to sleep. so i wake up this morning and theres a voicemail message on my phone... from Quentin fecking Tarantino!!! its quite funny, as i also texted saying that QT was awesome but scripts needed work. Very surreal

That Tarantino's a pest, phoned me the other week asking " Whats happened to all the Apollo video stores in London ? "

Told him they're all sharing premises with " Spud U Like " , he seemed satisfied with that, for now .

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:16 am

what HAS happened to all the apollo and spud u like stores?

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:35 am

They're disguised as Chemists, I went in to get some Nurofen the other day and came out with Tuna bake and a copy of Escape to Victory.

by **Judge** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:35 am

dawson99 wrote:what HAS happened to all the apollo and spud u like stores?

saw peter beardsley going into a take away the other day, above the door it said spud you look like

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:58 am

Cruel Judge, True but Cruel.

by **Judge** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:00 am

bad werent it

by **Scottbot** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:45 am

I just caught a mouse in me front room! Was just falling asleep watching the tennis and spotted the little bugger out of the corner of me eye....

by **metalhead** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:57 am

NANNY RED wrote:Why do i keep gettin an ad at the top saying

Meet single Arabs

Oh nanny, I thought it was only me who Im getting it at the top.

but If you want to know any single arabs, I have a couple of friends who are interested :eyebrow

jeezuz scott! How did you manage to catch him though? they are fast little animals! I saw a rat once in my grandma's house, we started searching for it to catch it, then we found its head lying outside in the backyard, the bloody cat ripped it to shreds

by **Scottbot** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:02 am

metalhead wrote:jeezuz scott! How did you manage to catch him though? they are fast little animals! I saw a rat once in my grandma's house, we started searching for it to catch it, then we found its head lying outside in the backyard, the bloody cat ripped it to shreds

Armed only with a long thin piece of wood and a small box

by **metalhead** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:06 am

The classic trap :laugh:

by **babu** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:35 am

Just got enagaged, set the date of the wedding, told most of my friends and family, booked and paid (deposit) for the venue..........then worked out that during the dinner, Liverpool will be playing Man U at Old Trafford...

wonder if my new wife will appreciate me and some of the other lads nicking off for a hour or so to watch the game? Can you imagine? First night of wedded bliss, spent on the couch.

by **ConnO'var** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:27 am

babu wrote:Just got enagaged, set the date of the wedding, told most of my friends and family, booked and paid (deposit) for the venue..........then worked out that during the dinner, Liverpool will be playing Man U at Old Trafford...

wonder if my new wife will appreciate me and some of the other lads nicking off for a hour or so to watch the game? Can you imagine? First night of wedded bliss, spent on the couch.

Congrats Babu!

What on earth were you thinking though, choosing that particular date? Forget the couch, she'll have you out the door so fast you wouldn't even know what hit you!

by **Scottbot** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:23 am

babu wrote:Just got enagaged, set the date of the wedding, told most of my friends and family, booked and paid (deposit) for the venue..........then worked out that during the dinner, Liverpool will be playing Man U at Old Trafford...

wonder if my new wife will appreciate me and some of the other lads nicking off for a hour or so to watch the game? Can you imagine? First night of wedded bliss, spent on the couch.

Mate, based on recent history i'd say you've picked just about the game to miss!!!

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:50 am

babu wrote:Just got enagaged, set the date of the wedding, told most of my friends and family, booked and paid (deposit) for the venue..........then worked out that during the dinner, Liverpool will be playing Man U at Old Trafford...

wonder if my new wife will appreciate me and some of the other lads nicking off for a hour or so to watch the game? Can you imagine? First night of wedded bliss, spent on the couch.

i think all of us men can imagine that, weve all had to sleep on the couch

i exclude barry belfast from that as he's gay

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