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by **andy_g** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:00 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Just found out I've won £2,028 .

And I'm really p'issed off

One more number and it would've been a £million +.

B'stard lottery !

and one number less would've been a tenner yer miserable git

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:34 pm

andy_g wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Just found out I've won £2,028 .

And I'm really p'issed off

One more number and it would've been a £million +.

B'stard lottery !

and one number less would've been a tenner yer miserable git

by **woof woof !** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:36 pm

,

I've cheered up now , but come on lads , yer get 5 numbers on the lottery , don't tell me your first thought isn't "F'uck , one more number and I would've been a millionaire !"

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:44 pm

woof woof ! wrote: ,

I've cheered up now , but come on lads , yer get 5 numbers on the lottery , don't tell me your first thought isn't "F'uck , one more number and I would've been a millionaire !"

it may be that 5 million had all the numbers and shared a quid each, but you actually won more with less numbers in the prize tier

think of that woof. thats 5 million folk pi'ssed off at you :laugh:

by **woof woof !** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:46 pm

Judge wrote:think of that woof. thats 5 million folk pi'ssed off at you

Same sh'it, different day.

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:57 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Judge wrote:think of that woof. thats 5 million folk pi'ssed off at you

Same sh'it, different day.

indeed

by **Toffeehater** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:46 am

ok here's a joke

2 boys were comparing whose father is more bigger scardey cat
The first boy went when it rains and there is lightning , my dad runs and hides under the bed and does not come out till the it has stopped

The second boy went , thats nothing , my daddy is so scared , that when my mom goes to work at night , he sleeps with the aunty next door .

Get it?

by **JoeTerp** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:01 pm

My friend and I messing with our drunk friend who passed out after fooling around with some bird

by **dawson99** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:56 am

morning all, ran home last night as was dying for a poo... had just been shopping so took all my bags in with me.
then, after finishing, i relaised i had forgotten to buy toilet roll, but i had brought a nice new fresh lettuce

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:29 am

JoeTerp wrote:My friend and I messing with our drunk friend who passed out after fooling around with some bird

I hope you were the one with the camera and not the one wearing that fkn awful coat Joe ?

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:30 am

dawson99 wrote:morning all, ran home last night as was dying for a poo... had just been shopping so took all my bags in with me.
then, after finishing, i relaised i had forgotten to buy toilet roll, but i had brought a nice new fresh lettuce

Did you just leaf it Dawson ?

by **dawson99** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:39 am

hehehe

im just wondering now if that couted as one of my five a day?

by **JoeTerp** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:46 am

s@int wrote:
JoeTerp wrote:My friend and I messing with our drunk friend who passed out after fooling around with some bird

I hope you were the one with the camera and not the one wearing that fkn awful coat Joe ?

yes I had the camera, the one that was putting the stuff on my other friend is an Arsenal supporter :angry:

by **JoeTerp** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:56 pm

by **dawson99** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:52 pm

cigs up yet another 11p a packet!!!

wtf... its not gonna stop us from smoking, no matter how fecking out of order the price rises are

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