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by **Dundalk** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:13 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:Wouldn't want to get too close and catch gay.

by **Mikz** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:14 pm

Do you do each others hair?

What Id like to know is, what happens if it rains...does it frizz up again , in that case are they portable?

And if straighteners are gay ..are curling tongs the way to go? :laugh:

by **Emerald Red** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:22 pm

HAHA Class thread.

Go into town most days of the week and you'll see the he-she's walking about the place like they are something or they own it. F*cking ponces.

It's not only men that have hair straightener's now, but a lot seem to be going into do the sun bed too. I mean, for the love of God! As an Irishman living in Ireland, we as a people arn't meant to be f*cking tan. Why can't they get that through their thick f*ckin skull. It's Ireland. It rains a lot, and the Sun hides behind clouds for most of the year. We're meant to be white. What the f*ck is wrong with being pale? Get a tan here, and you know it's either fake, or unnatural. It doesn't last, so what's the point?

And any man who takes longer than a woman to do their hair or get ready should be shot.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:55 pm

the bottom line is this - real blokes have a hairCUT, not a hairSTYLE

i don't subscribe to all this male grooming rubbish - never had my hair coloured or dyed, obviously don't use straighteners (that really IS gale force poncery). don't even own a comb or brush, just a quick scruff of the hair with this hair wax stuff, splash of aftershave, a quick dab of rouge & mascara and i'm ready for another day of being really manly

by **NANNY RED** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:17 am

Order girls order

Its just like being in the hairdresses listening to you lot bitching

by **shanks72** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:47 am

NANNY RED wrote:Order girls order

Its just like being in the hairdresses listening to you lot bitching

by **Ciggy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:17 am

Liverpool women 'UK's vainest'

Some women re-apply make-up as many as 11 times a day
Women in Liverpool are the vainest in the UK - checking their appearance in a mirror up to 71 times a day, according to a new survey.
The city topped the poll ahead of London and Newcastle.

The woman also re-apply make-up as much as 11 times a day - which is almost once an hour for an average day.

Rosalind Chapman, from Transformulas International, which commissioned the survey said it proved that British women like to look good.

She said: "British people often get criticised for not being as image conscious as our European counterparts but this survey is the proof that we love to check our appearance and look good."

'Image conscious'

The city is home to the likes of shopaholic wags and fashion aficionados Coleen McLoughlin (you gotta be fkin joling!!!) and Alex Curran.

More than 2000 people were questioned in the online survey.

The most vain age is 27 with people of both sexes looking in the mirror an average of 52 times a day.

The least image conscious age group are people in their 60s who look in the mirror just five times a day.

London came out as the most vain city for men (Dawson)

, followed by Manchester and Leeds.

On average British women check their reflection 34 times a day, and men 27 times, the survey said.

by **babu** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:40 am

Big Niall wrote:blokes a decade or so younger have been feminised by the media

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:45 am

metrosexuals, i blame 'queer eye for the straight guy'

if there was ever a knock on my door and they were all standing there ready to mince me up i would probably play along and then when they are watching back at the fudge factory i would do everything they said don't do just to get their knickers in a twist

by **babu** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:49 am

peewee wrote:if there was ever a knock on my door and they were all standing there ready to mince me up

You obviously know the show well, i don't, but here's where i see a problem (see quote)

Surely they'd need a challenge?

:rasp

by **112-1077774096** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:52 am

babu wrote:
peewee wrote:if there was ever a knock on my door and they were all standing there ready to mince me up

You obviously know the show well, i don't, but here's where i see a problem (see quote)

Surely they'd need a challenge?

nothing limp on me mate, especially my wrist

edited to say, no strong wrist/ masturbation jokes please

by **dawson99** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:23 pm

the type of hairdresser you go to does show how gay you are. there are levels.

i, for example spend £8, been to the same place all the time, an old boy, around 70. hes racist but doesnt realise it and his hair dressers is in a market.

so my gay rating haircut wise is 0/10

by **LFC2007** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:28 pm

Buy a pair of clippers, cut your own hair or get a mate to do it, save a few quid.

by **dawson99** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:30 pm

clippers? see, a shaved haead is so ungay its gay :nod

plus, my heads weird shaped, so cant do that

by **Big Niall** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:30 pm

dawson99 wrote:the type of hairdresser you go to does show how gay you are. there are levels.

i, for example spend £8, been to the same place all the time, an old boy, around 70. hes racist but doesnt realise it and his hair dressers is in a market.

so my gay rating haircut wise is 0/10

you are at least 5/10 for referring to it as a "hairdresser" instead of a barber.

I usually pick up a blunt blade and hack my own hair off - sometimes I just stick my head close to the lawnmower and let its blades cut my hair.

sometimes i challenge the local thugs to a fight and when they pull a blade on me I throw my head just beside it so that it whisks off some of my hair.

Now that is 0/10

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