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[The Good Yank]

BTW, since it's winter I've been browing a beard, I looked in the mirror and I saw, brown, gray, blonde,black, and a bit of red.

[bunglemark2]

BTW, since it's winter I've been browing a beard, I looked in the mirror and I saw, brown, gray, blonde,black, and a bit of red.

Must be a bit embarrassing with you being female 'n all, eh ?

[The Good Yank]

BTW, since it's winter I've been browing a beard, I looked in the mirror and I saw, brown, gray, blonde,black, and a bit of red.

Must be a bit embarrassing with you being female 'n all, eh ?

err, ummm.  Yah, and these testicles just get in the way of my good bits.

[neil]

BTW, since it's winter I've been browing a beard, I looked in the mirror and I saw, brown, gray, blonde,black, and a bit of red.

a beard on the brow? thats a unusual look to be sure, hope you pull it off.

[maypaxvobiscum]

I almost shat mesen on the bus once. It was full of girls from college as well which made it even better, so there I am waiting for the bus to stop outside the pub in town (oh we was in a traffic jam jam as well, awesome !).

By the time I got off all the girls were laughing there head off as I was doing the toilet dance to the pub. Good times....

what is a shat mesen Kharhaz? sounds Arabic.

[andy_g]

BTW, since it's winter I've been browing a beard, I looked in the mirror and I saw, brown, gray, blonde,black, and a bit of red.

a beard on the brow? thats a unusual look to be sure, hope you pull it off.

probably less painful to shave it off

[Kharhaz]

I almost shat mesen on the bus once. It was full of girls from college as well which made it even better, so there I am waiting for the bus to stop outside the pub in town (oh we was in a traffic jam jam as well, awesome !).

By the time I got off all the girls were laughing there head off as I was doing the toilet dance to the pub. Good times....

what is a shat mesen Kharhaz? sounds Arabic.

Shat mesen = Sh!t myself.

By christ im bored. Theres naff all on telly, im skint, and I have onion repeating on me from the sardines, onions and fried rice I had earlier... even the baby is bored, just laid there all night, cannot be bothered to cry. He woke up earlier, shouted mum, then went back to sleep.

Ooo South Park is on...

[Kharhaz]

What the hell? wheres south park?

[maypaxvobiscum]

He woke up earlier, shouted mum, then went back to sleep.

  thats cute.

it sucks when there's no football matches on the weekends, or at least, not the one's we're involved in.

[metalhead]

What the hell? wheres south park?

The Coon decided it was enough

[The Good Yank]

I meant "Growing"  I was posting from my phone damnit.

So intead of starting a thread, I'll ask this question here.  How much do you love your favorite bartender?  Case in point, I'm planning on going to lunch just to see her.  She's not quite worthy of the Fit Birds Thread, but damn near it.  My local has about 5 girls that rotate through the schedule, but I can't put my finger on which one I like most.

[maypaxvobiscum]

I meant "Growing"  I was posting from my phone damnit.

So intead of starting a thread, I'll ask this question here.  How much do you love your favorite bartender?  Case in point, I'm planning on going to lunch just to see her.  She's not quite worthy of the Fit Birds Thread, but damn near it.  My local has about 5 girls that rotate through the schedule, but I can't put my finger on which one I like most.

why not rotate them through your schedule then see how it goes?

[maypaxvobiscum]

i've got myself into such a predicament as i'm living alone in Singapore, i decided to rent out one of the rooms. within a day of posting my advertisement, a Singaporean, who shall be called E, called me saying he needs the room for 3 weeks. i said ok.

however, i later discovered that E is not gonna be the one staying, but his girlfriend is. so that means me, and this hot Vietnamese girl alone in the apartment.

she has made rather suggestive comments and actions. on the first night, we were having drinks with E at my place and she told me that when E goes back home, we'll continue drinking till late. today morning, we were in the living room chatting and she tells me about her relationship with E which she finds boring, that they broke up earlier this year and that he has his own family with kids so that's why he isn't renting the place as well. i'm unsure if he is married or going through divorce but i've this impression she is his mistress.

as i was leaving for school today evening, she gave me a very seductive goodbye. when i came home near midnight, she greeted me in lingerie and half her boobs were exposed and that amazing butt was just dying for fingerprints. the way she stood by the door in the dim lights made my balls are spin like tsunami. i'm so tempted to get it on with her but i don't wanna mix business with pleasure.

this is gonna be a very testing 3 weeks and it's just the 2nd night. if i go through it without getting in bed with her, i'm a saint. otherwise, i'm only human right?

[metalhead]

No problem, just tell her your pubes and hair glow and turn brown in the summer and done.

[bunglemark2]

i've got myself into such a predicament as i'm living alone in Singapore, i decided to rent out one of the rooms. within a day of posting my advertisement, a Singaporean, who shall be called E, called me saying he needs the room for 3 weeks. i said ok.

however, i later discovered that E is not gonna be the one staying, but his girlfriend is. so that means me, and this hot Vietnamese girl alone in the apartment.

she has made rather suggestive comments and actions. on the first night, we were having drinks with E at my place and she told me that when E goes back home, we'll continue drinking till late. today morning, we were in the living room chatting and she tells me about her relationship with E which she finds boring, that they broke up earlier this year and that he has his own family with kids so that's why he isn't renting the place as well. i'm unsure if he is married or going through divorce but i've this impression she is his mistress.

as i was leaving for school today evening, she gave me a very seductive goodbye. when i came home near midnight, she greeted me in lingerie and half her boobs were exposed and that amazing butt was just dying for fingerprints. the way she stood by the door in the dim lights made my balls are spin like tsunami. i'm so tempted to get it on with her but i don't wanna mix business with pleasure.

this is gonna be a very testing 3 weeks and it's just the 2nd night. if i go through it without getting in bed with her, i'm a saint. otherwise, i'm only human right?

If you don't, you're gay !
Or maybe she'll surprise you, and underneath those pretty knickers she's wearing, she'll have a huge pair of nads !!