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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:56 am

scouser till i die got #1 right
username got #2, #3 and #4 right

1) what did the policeman say to his tummy?

2) why do people go to bed?

3) pete and repete are in a boat. pete jumps out. who is left?

by **username** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:12 am

1. You're under a vest!

2. donno this one, but im guessing its a childs joke like the other 2
3. Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat.
Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
Repeat. (need a real convo to do this

)

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:01 am

haha yeah #3 is best when in the convo.
#2 is lame to be honest - cause the bed cant come to you
but you got it all right otherwise

i shall upload more later tonight.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:11 pm

1) There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
how many ducks are there?

2) what has holes but holds water?

3) A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.
His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:
The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:13 pm

4) What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, and the beginning of every ending?

5) what do you fill with empty hands?

6) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:15 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:6) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

6/ all 12 months have 28 days in them

by **ConnO'var** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:21 pm

Some people spend a lot of time covering it, kissing it or kicking it. But everyone spends their life trying to get it....

What is it?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:54 pm

Saint got #6 right.

Conno'var's riddle, the answer, im guessing...
is....
football?

by **dawson99** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:54 pm

ConnO'var wrote:Some people spend a lot of time covering it, kissing it or kicking it. But everyone spends their life trying to get it....

What is it?

@ss?

by **ConnO'var** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:19 pm

dawson99 wrote:
ConnO'var wrote:Some people spend a lot of time covering it, kissing it or kicking it. But everyone spends their life trying to get it....

What is it?

@ss?

Right 1st time, Dawson.

by **dawson99** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:20 pm

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:25 pm

dawson got #4 right.

1) There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
how many ducks are there?

2) what has holes but holds water?

3) A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.
His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:
The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

5) what do you fill with empty hands?

by **dawson99** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:28 pm

4 ducks, 2 in a row

there is no mail on a sunday

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:39 pm

ok so #2 and #5 are left.

by **account deleted by request** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:51 pm

2/ A watering can ?

5/ gloves?

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