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2) Eleven

[username]

4) The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?

"Snake, you created a time paradox!" (mgs3)

the sentence is a paradox 

[maypaxvobiscum]

2) Eleven

nope
answer is ''dozen''

[maypaxvobiscum]

username got #4 right

so,

1) A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. why?

3) How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?

[66-1112520797]

username got #4 right

so,

1) A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. why?

3) How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?

I cant be bothered trying to work that out, because I cant, just tell me please. ?

[66-1112520797]

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

[66-1112520797]

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

[66-1112520797]

A plane travels at a speed of 400 miles per hour for 1200 miles, and then returns by the same route at a speed of 300 miles per hour. What is the average speed for the total trip?

[maypaxvobiscum]

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

silence 

[maypaxvobiscum]

username got #4 right

so,

1) A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. why?

3) How can you clasp someone's hands together in such a manner that they cannot leave the room without unclasping them?

I cant be bothered trying to work that out, because I cant, just tell me please. ?

1) The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.

3) Put their hands around a stationary object in the room, which will keep them from leaving the room unless they open their hands.

the first one was kind of lame i guess

[66-1112520797]

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

silence 

What about the other two ?

BTW you got one right.

[maypaxvobiscum]

A plane travels at a speed of 400 miles per hour for 1200 miles, and then returns by the same route at a speed of 300 miles per hour. What is the average speed for the total trip?

hmm. somewhere around 342miles per hour? i cant think of an answer for the first one
butter? bread?

[66-1112520797]

A plane travels at a speed of 400 miles per hour for 1200 miles, and then returns by the same route at a speed of 300 miles per hour. What is the average speed for the total trip?

hmm. somewhere around 342miles per hour? i cant think of an answer for the first one
butter? bread?

How did you work that out ? (plane one)

Butter, bread. NO. 

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You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

An onion ?

[66-1112520797]

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

An onion ?