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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:52 pm

WOAH! haha awesome you got it all right! haha
wonder why u feeling dirrrty though

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:54 pm

scouser 'til I die wrote:You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. Question: What color are the bus driver's eyes?

i honestly felt so stupid counting the passengers
then i saw the first and last sentences!
hahahaa
its the same color as mine

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:57 pm

scouser 'til I die wrote:and #3 is a clever one

1 + 2 + 34 - 5 + 67 - 8 + 9 = 100

see people would assume you have to put a sign inbetween each one, but if you dont for 3 4 and 6 7 then you can do it like above:p

or you can also

123-45-67+89

by **dawson99** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:33 pm

what can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:41 pm

dawson99 wrote:what can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

an umbrella

by **red37** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:31 pm

A murderer is convicted and sentenced to enter one of three rooms of 'doom'

1. Room 1 is ablaze with a raging fire.

2. Room 2 is filled with Lions that havn't eaten for 3 years.

3. Room 3 is occupied by deadly hitmen with loaded guns.

Which of the three is the safest room for the condemned man?

by **dawson99** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:02 am

room 3, they are hitMEN and the murderer is a woman?

by **red37** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:12 am

Nope.

The answer is Room 2. The Lions have long since died from starvation.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:16 am

A boy was at a fair and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

by **scouser 'til I die** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:56 pm

red37 wrote:Nope.

The answer is Room 2. The Lions have long since died from starvation.

Rrr I was just about to say that then you beat me to it

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:46 pm

what do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair in between his teeth?

by **red37** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:54 pm

Jose's bitch

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:05 pm

lol
nope

by **scouser 'til I die** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:45 pm

haha is it perhaps a gladiator - glad he ate her

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:12 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:A boy was at a fair and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

He wrote "your exact weight "

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