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by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:15 am

dawson99 wrote:well dont look at me dude!!!
or at least buy me a drink first!

I had my doubts about you when I heard you drank Pimms

by **dawson99** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:16 am

me and saint, real world at 12.16...i make that pimms o clock :laugh:

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:21 am

I'm a Pimms virgin, never had one

by **Guido the Killer Pimp** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:26 am

what the

is this place?

by **dawson99** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:26 am

you once were blind but soon you shall see... the joy of pimms

this woman has not had pimms:

this woman has had pimms:

i think ive made my point :nod

by **Guido the Killer Pimp** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:28 am

kin 'ell

by **shanks72** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:32 am

s@int wrote:
dawson99 wrote:well dont look at me dude!!!
or at least buy me a drink first!

I had my doubts about you when I heard you drank Pimms

And I hope you'll both be very happy together...

by **dawson99** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:33 am

always room for some shanks in the sandwich :laugh:

( im having such a gay day - name the tv show)

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:43 am

Larry Grayson - Generation game
Shut that door

by **dawson99** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:48 am

hehe, actually meant scrubs, but yeah, larry did start it!

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:53 am

Thats why my jokes arn't funny..... I am 20 years out of date

by **shanks72** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:53 am

dawson99 wrote:always room for some shanks in the sandwich

( im having such a gay day - name the tv show)

Awww....

but no mayo, lol..... :;):

by **dawson99** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:54 am

shanks72 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:always room for some shanks in the sandwich

( im having such a gay day - name the tv show)

Awww....

but no mayo, lol.....

no idea what would be used instaed of mayo :lookaround

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:09 pm

Mick the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body.
His two best friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over.
Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Mick".

The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over".
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said,"No, it ain't Mick".

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Mick had two ars*holes."

"What, he had two ars*holes???" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two ars*holes. Every time we went into town, folks would say,

"Here comes Mick with them two ars*holes...."

by **dward** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:24 pm

Done before saint, bow your head in shame. :no

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