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by **Ciggy** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:23 pm

right ive had some bees, two pinocoldasI made meself in the blender, now drinkin the bacardi what was left over, now I have a choice of whgats left.
more beer or wine?
I am an absolute kunt on wine not advisable.

by **woof woof !** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:30 am

Ciggy wrote:right ive had some bees, two pinocoldasI made meself in the blender, now drinkin the bacardi what was left over, now I have a choice of whgats left.
more beer or wine?
I am an absolute kunt on wine not advisable.

A bit like my other half Cig, we were invited to dinner at a friend of a friends house the other week. For some reason my Missus took a dislike to the host. She held her tongue for most of the evening but got steadily p'issed on a couple of bottles of the red stuff. As the evening came to a close and we were putting on on coats to leave,when out of the blue with no warning to anyone, with a face like thunder she turns to the host and says

"the food was sh'it and you're a kunt!"

:laugh:

F'uckin' embarrassing but I love a woman who speaks her mind.

by **dawson99** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:13 am

woof on the beer

by **dawson99** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:14 am

women who get a lil bit like that when drunk absolutely crack me up... unless it scary, then it scares me!

strong funny drunk lasses, nothing better :cool:

by **scouser 'til I die** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:15 pm

red37 wrote:
scouser 'til I die wrote:Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sitting next to each other on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Suddenly, the plane plummets out of control. In panic, the woman turns to the man, tears off her blouse and cries,

"Make me feel like a woman one more time!"

Rising to the occasion, the man tears off his shirt and says "Here, iron this."

Like it.

see saint, i have my moments

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:27 am

i told woof not to take up ballet :no

by **Judge** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:51 am

good mid-morning folks

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:17 am

good mid-morning to you sir judge of normandy

tricks good?

by **Judge** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:42 am

dawson99 wrote:good mid-morning to you sir judge of normandy

tricks good?

no tricks today me ole mucker

but life is good thanks

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:43 am

sweet man sweet

by **Judge** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:44 am

any tips daws ??

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:45 am

yeah loads...none that will win lol.

absolute done my nuts this month!

my personal value bet is sunderland to get relegated at 4/1, but newcastle on the handicap could be big.

dont ask about hroses or i'll cost u all loads!!!

by **Judge** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:46 am

by **woof woof !** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:58 am

dawson99 wrote:my personal value bet is sunderland to get relegated at 4/1,

Gotta a feeling they'll stay up if only through fear of facing their mgr.............f'uck ! what am I doing? , footy in the Real World !

Buenos Dios Hombres

by **dawson99** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:06 am

beuna vista dude!!!

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