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by **Judge** » Tue May 29, 2007 12:49 pm

Sabre wrote:

by **66-1112520797** » Tue May 29, 2007 12:51 pm

Use the fingers, use the mouth and work it a bit more. There's probably nothing wrong and it's just temporary.

Yeah while your at it use a broom handle or a carrot or something, like Sabre said "work it"

theres probably nothing wrong, its temporary like Alonsos form of late, but if your any good LeeJ the class should be permanent and things should get wet soon enough. :;):

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:18 pm

thanks guys. She actually already suggested a threesome but I wasn't keen on her dog joining in.
The carrot suggestion is a good one, do I take the carrots out of the tin first??

by **66-1112520797** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:25 pm

Lee J wrote:thanks guys. She actually already suggested a threesome but I wasn't keen on her dog joining in.
The carrot suggestion is a good one, do I take the carrots out of the tin first??

Well fortunately for her in this instance fresh ones are better, not only because of the shape. But because tests have been shown that they have more vitimins in them than there tinned counterparts and help you to see in the dark better.

by **The Red Baron** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:28 pm

Downloaded a podcast from I Tunes it took ages to download.How do Icheck my download speed.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:30 pm

Bamaga man wrote:
Lee J wrote:and help you to see in the dark better.

so we could do it with the light off then? cool

by **66-1112520797** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:32 pm

Lee J wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:
Lee J wrote:and help you to see in the dark better.

so we could do it with the light off then? cool

Exactly!

Kill two birds with one stone.

by **Sabre** » Tue May 29, 2007 2:14 pm

Bamaga man wrote:
Use the fingers, use the mouth and work it a bit more. There's probably nothing wrong and it's just temporary.

Yeah while your at it use a broom handle or a carrot or something, like Sabre said "work it" theres probably nothing wrong, its temporary like Alonsos form of late, but if your any good LeeJ the class should be permanent and things should get wet soon enough.

No, that's another problem. Actually there are some girls that are well wet and do not reach the orgasm. The orgasm is the moment in which she tenses her muscles and starts shouting you things in Spanish (or english, I haven't been with an english girl)

by **66-1112520797** » Tue May 29, 2007 2:45 pm

Sabre wrote:
Bamaga man wrote:
Use the fingers, use the mouth and work it a bit more. There's probably nothing wrong and it's just temporary.

Yeah while your at it use a broom handle or a carrot or something, like Sabre said "work it" theres probably nothing wrong, its temporary like Alonsos form of late, but if your any good LeeJ the class should be permanent and things should get wet soon enough.

No, that's another problem. Actually there are some girls that are well wet and do not reach the orgasm. The orgasm is the moment in which she tenses her muscles and starts shouting you things in Spanish (or english, I haven't been with an english girl)

Yes. Thanks for the sex education Sabre I didnt know.

by **Sabre** » Tue May 29, 2007 2:49 pm

Cheer up lad, it was no education, but an attempt on humour about sex.

I failed to be funny though. It happens everyday

by **66-1112520797** » Tue May 29, 2007 2:51 pm

Sabre wrote:Cheer up lad, it was no education, but an attempt on humour about sex.

I failed to be funny though. It happens everyday

Sorry cant tell with you sometimes, you're a weird one

Try again.

by **Judge** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:36 pm

Sabre wrote:Cheer up lad, it was no education, but an attempt on humour about sex.

I failed with a women though. It happens everyday

never mind

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:39 pm

judge, your advatar gives me the horn!

by **destro** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:50 pm

Alternatively, hide in the wardrobe instead of going to work and watch closely what the window cleaner/milkman does differently to what you do. I suggest filming it as it can be a bit hard to watch the first time. Play it back when she goes out as many times as you need to until you work it out, that should solve it

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed May 30, 2007 10:38 am

good idea, Judge will be round to clean the windows next week, i'll do it then.

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