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by **metalhead** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:55 pm

oh and have a great holiday mate! you deserve it

by **dward** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:46 pm

AB, why does it say you're awaiting authorisation?

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:23 pm

This one's for shanks72 and her new blond look

A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very angry voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: One - The bartender is a blonde girl. Two - The bouncer is a blonde girl. Three - I'm a six-foot, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Four - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. Five - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

by **Judge** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:05 pm

good evening. yes folks judge is online

by **adamnbarrett** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:08 pm

dward wrote:AB, why does it say you're awaiting authorisation?

because he's an Arse Bandit

by **Woollyback** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:43 pm

judge what are you doing on here this time of night, did you p1ss the bed?

by **metalhead** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:51 pm

Woollyback wrote:judge what are you doing on here this time of night, did you p1ss the bed?

by **shanks72** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:54 pm

s@int wrote:This one's for shanks72 and her new blond look

A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very angry voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: One - The bartender is a blonde girl. Two - The bouncer is a blonde girl. Three - I'm a six-foot, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Four - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. Five - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Thanks Saint.....

but I think I've seen that joke posted on here before.. lol..

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:14 am

I don't pretend I write em, I only copy them.

by **shanks72** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:19 am

Ok, I'll let you off, lol...

(Actually I think the previous post I saw was yours anyway..)

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:26 am

Now your saying I have alzheimers?

by **shanks72** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:49 am

s@int wrote:Now your saying I have alzheimers?

No, I think you just said that!!!

Or have you forgotten already?!.. :wwww

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:55 am

Now your just being cruel :down:

by **shanks72** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:59 am

btw what did Dawson mean about a big brother house.....or am I showing myself up again??

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:02 am

St. Mike is having a bigbrother house,see thread "Newkit bigbrother 2007" (sorry I didn't nominate you)

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