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Postby Smeg » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:32 am

Walked to the counter in a well known brand name shop in town tday, the fella behind the counter says " The girl who served you yday.... she fancies you like mad"
me " oh right, cool"
" yeah she just thought you should know"
me " right"
"how old are you?"
me "17"
" really? kin hell thought you wer bowt 20"
(maybe he liked me too? :D  )
Anyway I make my excuses and leave, I cant remember what she looked like so I need a mate to do some recon work to find out if shes worth poking or not  :D 
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Postby adamnbarrett » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:41 am

Go for it mate, use bluetooth :D

I guess you shuck off the chunky chick in the end? :D

BTW WTF was that PM all about mate?  ???
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Postby Smeg » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:48 am

adamnbarrett wrote:Go for it mate, use bluetooth :D

I guess you shuck off the chunky chick in the end? :D

BTW WTF was that PM all about mate?  ???

Nah im keeping her "in the back pocket" incase she gets more poke-able  :D

Im a bit :censored: so felt the need to PM :censored: to people
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:06 am

Smeg wrote:Walked to the counter in a well known brand name shop in town tday, the fella behind the counter says " The girl who served you yday.... she fancies you like mad"
me " oh right, cool"
" yeah she just thought you should know"
me " right"
"how old are you?"
me "17"
" really? kin hell thought you wer bowt 20"
(maybe he liked me too? :D  )
Anyway I make my excuses and leave, I cant remember what she looked like so I need a mate to do some recon work to find out if shes worth poking or not  :D 
More to follow.....

Write her a love letter, mate.

I'm sure someone you know will be able to translate it into brail!!!!!

:wwww  :rasp  :D
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:43 am

Smeg wrote:Walked to the counter in a well known brand name shop in town tday, the fella behind the counter says " The girl who served you yday.... she fancies you like mad"
me " oh right, cool"
" yeah she just thought you should know"
me " right"
"how old are you?"
me "17"
" really? kin hell thought you wer bowt 20"
(maybe he liked me too? :D  )
Anyway I make my excuses and leave, I cant remember what she looked like so I need a mate to do some recon work to find out if shes worth poking or not  :D 
More to follow.....

You actually think your gods gift to women dont you ?

I reckon she lost a bet  :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:58 am

Bamaga man wrote:
Smeg wrote:Walked to the counter in a well known brand name shop in town tday, the fella behind the counter says " The girl who served you yday.... she fancies you like mad"
me " oh right, cool"
" yeah she just thought you should know"
me " right"
"how old are you?"
me "17"
" really? kin hell thought you wer bowt 20"
(maybe he liked me too? :D  )
Anyway I make my excuses and leave, I cant remember what she looked like so I need a mate to do some recon work to find out if shes worth poking or not  :D 
More to follow.....

You actually think your gods gift to women dont you ?

I reckon she lost a bet  :D

I reckon it was the male cashier's subtle way of discovering if he's a poof!!!!

Date on Friday, RafaBenitez, but it's with a guy named Molly!!!! :D
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Postby Des » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:31 am

:laugh: Gods gift or what brother! Whos the pic in your avatar , dont say 'you'?
Theres a good chance brother she fancies 20 other guys that come in that shop, and maybe a few girls too, so stand down or Ill come over there and ...wreck your hair  :D
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:41 am

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Postby Ciggy » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:45 am

:laugh: This has to be a contender of worst Gen chat topic of the year  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby adamnbarrett » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:55 am

I thought it was funny when he decided to post pics of himself in the lfc hunkzone :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:02 am

the joy of smeg, cant wait for the dvd :laugh:
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Postby taff » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:30 pm

Smeg wrote:Walked to the counter in a well known brand name shop in town tday, the fella behind the counter says " The girl who served you yday.... she fancies you like mad"
me " oh right, cool"
" yeah she just thought you should know"
me " right"
"how old are you?"
me "17"
" really? kin hell thought you wer bowt 20"
(maybe he liked me too? :D  )
Anyway I make my excuses and leave, I cant remember what she looked like so I need a mate to do some recon work to find out if shes worth poking or not  :D 
More to follow.....

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:09 pm

Smeg wrote:so I need a mate to do some recon work to find out if shes worth poking or not 

lol like you can be fussy with a face like a welders bench?

Just remember it's cruel to take advantage of the disabled and spare a thought for her Labrador, having to sit by her side while you stoke her.

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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:11 pm

are you sure you were in a shop and not mencap



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Postby dawson99 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:13 pm

smeg tells the best stories ever!!!
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