Liverpool FC Forum

[Lando_Griffin]

There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, there's a hole.

Then fix it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then fix it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, fix it.

With what shall I fix it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I fix it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With a straw, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, with a straw.

But the straw is too long,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
But the straw is too long,
Dear Liza, too long.

Then cut it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then cut it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, cut it.

With what shall I cut it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With an axe, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With an axe, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, an axe.

The axe is too dull,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
The axe is too dull,
Dear Liza, too dull

Then sharpen it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then sharpen it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, sharpen it.

With what shall I sharpen it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I sharpen it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With a stone, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With a stone, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, a stone.

The stone is too dry,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
The stone is too dry,
Dear Liza, too dry

Then wet it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then wet it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, wet it.

With what shall I wet it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet it,
Dear Liza, with what?

With water, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
With water, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, with water.

How shall I get it,
Dear Liza, dear Liza,
How shall I get it,
Dear Liza, how shall I?

In the bucket, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
In the bucket, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, in the bucket.

There's a hole in the bucket.


Moral of the story?

Never ask a woman.

[LiverpoolTurkey]

am i missed something about me ? what's that red card on me ?

[48-1119859832]

am i missed something about me ? what's that red card on me ?

I'm surprised as well, you haven't done anything wrong, one of the members probably went crying to the mods. 

[66-1112520797]

am i missed something about me ? what's that red card on me ?

I'm surprised as well, you haven't done anything wrong, one of the members probably went crying to the mods. 

Yeah you probably 

[shanks72]

Moral of the story?

Never ask a woman.

I think you are treading on very dangerous ground, Lando dear, just wanted to point that out!!   

(And that Henry bloke didn't seem to have a clue anyway, but he is a bloke I suppose, so that explains it!)


Give my regards to Judge  - I assume he is spending his week round yours!

   

[LiverpoolTurkey]

omfg. are there anyone saw me while swearing or doing something ?

i'm so sory.

[anti-hero]

Moral of the story?

Never ask a woman.

I think you are treading on very dangerous ground, Lando dear, just wanted to point that out!!   

(And that Henry bloke didn't seem to have a clue anyway, but he is a bloke I suppose, so that explains it!)


Give my regards to Judge  - I assume he is spending his week round yours!

   

Ooh.. Here we go again. 






Feminism 101. 

[shanks72]

TO ALWAYS GALATASARAY

This thread is about a few members of the forum, including myself who received a private message from one of your fans containing some unpleasant stuff. See page 1 to see the pm. The people who received them have every right to be angry.

Do not be angry at LiverpoolTurkey, after all we just want to talk football. Nothing more. We want to get along.

Sometimes, Adam, I think you are wise beyond your years!

(and that's a compliment)

[48-1119859832]

omfg. are there anyone saw me while swearing or doing something ?

i'm so sory.

Just create a new account mate, It's not a problem. I would complain if I was you, because if you're being carded for no reason then it's not on.

[LiverpoolTurkey]

i was just trying to explain Turkish teenagers stupid Fans condition.

(maybe got a red card about my sign. it was a big picture of me from 25 may 2005)

nevermind.

i ll try to do my best

[shanks72]

Moral of the story?

Never ask a woman.

I think you are treading on very dangerous ground, Lando dear, just wanted to point that out!!   

(And that Henry bloke didn't seem to have a clue anyway, but he is a bloke I suppose, so that explains it!)


Give my regards to Judge  - I assume he is spending his week round yours!

   

Ooh.. Here we go again. 






Feminism 101. 

feminism 101?  (And yes I think I do know what you mean.)


Look at it this way, it is my duty to stick up for what we all know is (but of course men won't admit to!) the more superior sex!

[anti-hero]

LiverpoolTurkey

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No..


Maybe Coddy found out you stole his sig and reported you to Jonnymac and Co!

[anti-hero]

Moral of the story?

Never ask a woman.

I think you are treading on very dangerous ground, Lando dear, just wanted to point that out!!   

(And that Henry bloke didn't seem to have a clue anyway, but he is a bloke I suppose, so that explains it!)


Give my regards to Judge  - I assume he is spending his week round yours!

   

Ooh.. Here we go again. 






Feminism 101. 

feminism 101?  (And yes I think I do know what you mean.)


Look at it this way, it is my duty to stick up for what we all know is (but of course men won't admit to!) the more superior sex!

Eh..


I dont want to go to that class anymore.

The debate never ends. 

[LiverpoolTurkey]

LiverpoolTurkey

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No..


Maybe Coddy found out you stole his sig and reported you to Jonnymac and Co!

i'm not a thief. just edited under the sign like " Formed from Coddy's sign "

and it's not fair to get 4 warnings.

i wrote my best players for Liverpool. (mcman. - fowler - colymore) and got 4 warnings. lol ....

just check out my posts ok ok ... there's no reason to talk more about my warnings.

Every1 ll check my posts and write conditions on me pls

(damn my english) may i write french too ?

[shanks72]

Eh..


I dont want to go to that class anymore.

The debate never ends. 

I think this means that I have won.