by jonnymac1979 » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:51 am
Can I be honest?
I've thought Chelsea for the last couple of years after the way competitions and games have turned out regarding the fact we've played them about a million times in massive competitions with all kinds of trophies at stake, but I was out with some bitter bastard mates last night and I realised that Everton will always be the main rivals to us. Just really horrible, bitter bastards. And these lads I was out with are my mates believe it or not. I love these lads, and I'll know them when I'm an old man, they're proper mates of mine, but they're just unbelievable. They hit you with nonsensical stuff like "Yer but..we've deffo got the best Spaniard on Merseyside!!!"
I mean, where do they get this fucking b*ll*c*ks from? Of course, according to them Arteta is better than (take your fucking pick from.......) Reina, Garcia and for Christs sake.............. SPAINS BEST PLAYER - Xabi Alonso. What world are they living in?? ?? ?? ?? I'm not saying Arteta is a bad player, quite the opposite in fact. It's just that there is no leeway with these bitter twats.
Another thing as well, clearly, to anyone with eyes, Steven Gerrard is one of the best players to grace a football pitch in any era, ever. But ask an Evertonian? They just won't have it. Why? Because they're Evertonians and they were born with a curse of being Blue. "Ooooh, I'm born not manufactured, ooooh, you're all Norwegians, ooooh, we should be this, we should be that, we deserve this, we deserve that........."
Back to the subject of Gerrard. "He's fucking shit!!! You's are shit without him. He's overrated!!! He's shat, yous are a Fucking one man team!!!
So contradictory and pathetic it's really not even worth the time I've just spent typing that kind of shit!!!!! They really do come out with that kind of shit though. I live in Liverpool, I have to put up with this b*ll*c*ks off the bitter bastards.
They're mad, they really do know and admit that they're shit, but they take some kind of sadistic comfort in the fact that they know Liverpool can't win every game as it's just not statistically possible. Obviously, even the best teams lose sometimes. Even Chelsea, their new 'favourite' team who isn't their beloved Everton. I think it's 'Frankie' Lampard which makes them lean toward Chelsea.
Such a good player you know. The only English midfielder who knocks in 20 goals a season from midfield apparently.
Yep, say it again for anyone who is a bit slow. Or anyone who supports Everton. Or refuses to acknowledge Steven Gerrard because "he's a one man team, so he doesn't count so he doesn't exist, so we're better than you and we're .......(yawn)"
So they waste their energy praying we lose a game so that gives them satisfaction more that their own pathetic side winning a game. I'm fucking serious, this is how these bitter bastards work.
It will never go away.
It's deffo Everton for me. I'll be honest, if you haven't worked it out already, I fucking hate them. Maybe as a moderator I should take a diplomatic stance and represent a fair and balanced outlook on this forum, but I can't help it, I'm a Red Scouser and I fucking hate Everton. I've lived in Liverpool in all my 26 years and it's all I know.
Do you know when I've fantasised in the past about Everton being relegated, I've asked fellow Reds what they think and the want to see Everton stay up, because "It's good to see the Merseyside teams in the Premier League!!!!!"
Well fuck that right off right now. I'm sorry if you disagree with me, in fact, feel free to and you can let me know in this thread, but Everton can go and fuck themselves in the name of Merseyside. I care about Liverpool Football Club and that's it.
And I'm sure those bitter bastards would rather see Liverpool relegated than rejoice in the fact that Merseyside has two teams challenging for honours. So don't flatter yourself or feel sorry for the abysmal season Everton are just destined to have. Because they're s*i*e. They deserve everything they fucking get. After all, if you sign players from the Championship (which let's face it is what they've done this Summer) maybe they'll get what I personally think they deserve.
Relegation to the Championship.
Radar, you're a newbie, you started this thread and I respect you for it, but its' a stupid question because teams like Chelsea and Manchester United and Arsenal will come and go, but for me, Everton will be the Yin to liverpool's Yang, forever.
Fucking hate them.
Prologue: "Yer but you have to admit, if ithadnabifer..........(insert ANYTHING BITTER HERE)"