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by **clik** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:26 pm

whats 3foot high and sits at the end of childrens beds?

Gary glitters boots
the thread did say SHOCKING

by **mitch22** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:48 pm

clik wrote:whats 3foot high and sits at the end of childrens beds?

Gary glitters boots
the thread did say SHOCKING

oooffff

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:53 pm

clik wrote:whats 3foot high and sits at the end of childrens beds?

Gary glitters boots
the thread did say SHOCKING

I don't get the joke, whats the serious answer?
and how is gg 3ft high?

:Oo:

by **clik** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:55 pm

dawson99 wrote:
clik wrote:whats 3foot high and sits at the end of childrens beds?

Gary glitters boots
the thread did say SHOCKING

I don't get the joke, whats the serious answer?
and how is gg 3ft high?

Dawson his boots which he takes off to get into bed are 3 ft high not GG :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:59 pm

oh

OH! i geddit!

:wwww

sorry, must be the heat

by **clik** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:02 pm

whats red and sits in corner?

a naughty fire engine:laugh:

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:56 pm

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:57 pm

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

by **clik** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:44 pm

prince charles, the pope David Moyes and boy scout on a plane, all of a sudden the engines fail as the plane hurtles towards the ground the pope realises theres only 3 parachutes so he decides that the most important people must be saved so he gives the 1st one to charles and charles jumps next he gives moyes his one and he jumps with this the little scout starts crying and says to the pope "im gonna die aren't i ?" the pope replies "dont worry my son i gave moyesy your rucksack"
:laugh:

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