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Which hurts more - Ladies need your view

toothache
10
19%
kick in the balls
36
67%
giving birth
4
7%
chinese burn
4
7%
 
Total votes : 54

Postby AussieKopite » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:01 am

Kick in the balls. You think you're over the pain, but then it REALLY starts to ache. Giving birth at least has a reward after going through it...
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:41 am

shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service  :D

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!!  (And I won't hold my breath!)

:rasp

so your either a girl or a weirdo

you need to stay a girl as lando likes mangirls

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Postby babu » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:44 am

as a previous poster mention, a flick on your nads is just cruel.

You see it coming, then you think 'thank christ, it just grazed me' then 2 seconds later you're on the ground groaning in pain.
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:07 am

Bad Bob wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service  :D

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!!  (And I won't hold my breath!)

:rasp

Sounds like you've pulled Judge!  :D

i didnt look at it like that  :upside:

so she has a split-monkeys forehead instead, thats more up my street  :D
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Postby JBG » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:20 am

A kick in the balls, hands down.

Its starts off being really sore, then you get that really sick feeling in your guts and stomach................
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Postby shanks72 » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:42 pm

Judge wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service  :D

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!!  (And I won't hold my breath!)

:rasp

Sounds like you've pulled Judge!  :D

i didnt look at it like that 

so she has a split-monkeys forehead instead, thats more up my street 

I didn't mean it to sound quite like that!!


And I had read, Judge, and it may be just a rumour,
that you batted for the other side.


:wwww   :p
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Postby anti-hero » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:06 am

shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service  :D

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!!  (And I won't hold my breath!)

:rasp

Sounds like you've pulled Judge!  :D

i didnt look at it like that 

so she has a split-monkeys forehead instead, thats more up my street 

I didn't mean it to sound quite like that!!


And I had read, Judge, and it may be just a rumour,
that you batted for the other side.


   :p

OOOOOOOOOHHHH...


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Postby shanks72 » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:29 pm

anti-hero wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I didn't mean it to sound quite like that!!


And I had read, Judge, and it may be just a rumour,
that you batted for the other side.


   :p

OOOOOOOOOHHHH...


:wwww

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Postby ConnO'var » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:01 am

In the nuts for sure.
And forget bout just grazing them.... even the wind from a "near miss" is enuff to render me helpless!

shudder!

:oops:  :oh:
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Postby Judge » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:21 am

shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service  :D

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!!  (And I won't hold my breath!)

:rasp

Sounds like you've pulled Judge!  :D

i didnt look at it like that 

so she has a split-monkeys forehead instead, thats more up my street 




can i sit on your face

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errr....ok  :p

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Postby shanks72 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:18 am

You should be so lucky!.......lol.    :p   :D
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Postby Judge » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:37 am

well i have had kylie minogue, just after she sung ''i should be so lucky''

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Postby Mikz » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:55 am

Whoever said a flick is worse than a kick  :no  Ive had many a flick and recovered , but i will never forget a rumble we had and i was headbutted in that region with extreme force :wwww
the guy was sitting down (he wasnt a dwarf ) and i turned green :alien: It felt like a kind of purgatory mode, everything went into slow motion and i lay there like kill me if ya wanna

The scarey thing about this pain is , ya always wonder if theres any serious damage, and once that pain sets in there is absolutely nothing ya can do except take it like a ...baby
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Postby Judge » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:10 am

i once took a cricket ball to the nether regions (i wasnt wearing a box)

you will understand the resy
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Postby Mikz » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:16 am

Cricket balls are hard..so Id say it was..... :oh:  then  :wwww  then  :sleep
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