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by **Judge** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:54 am

Mikz wrote:Cricket balls are hard..so Id say it was..... then then

no it was

follwed by this

cut out the bible stuff, then this picture is pretty close mate

by **mitch22** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:24 pm

Judge wrote:
H_K_LFC wrote:Twisting someone's foreskin both clockwise and anti-clockwise

yes, that would hurt alot

foeskin in the zipper is a killer . gettin it stuck and pullin it out hell :angry:

by **anti-hero** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:34 am

Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!! (And I won't hold my breath!)

Sounds like you've pulled Judge!

i didnt look at it like that

so she has a split-monkeys forehead instead, thats more up my street

can i sit on your face

errr....ok

back at ya

I'm wondering,

MODS: Does this qualify as internet sex?

Two weeks ago, I caught a baseball with my bare hands.

The ball hit my fingers hard. I got my fingernails cracked and I stood there on the grass with bloodied hands.

My hands felt like they were burning any time I tried to wash them and even until now, I'm still wearing tape on my middle finger and pinky.

Which brings me to another thing that hurts..

Anyone ever suffer from, say, a big gash?

And has anyone else had your mom or the school nurse dabble or rinse the wound in ALCOHOL?

Just out of curiosity.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:58 am

I'll tell you what else hurts aswell:

Sitting on your b*llocks when they get trapped under your leg.

I did it t'other week, but the problem is - I don't "sit" down, I jump, and all my f*cking weight landed on about a quarter of my left knacker.

I damn near fainted. :no

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:01 am

And this is funny, yet f*cking eye-watering at the same time:

So wrong

:sniffle

by **mrsDrummerphil** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:21 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:I'll tell you what else hurts aswell:

Sitting on your b*llocks when they get trapped under your leg.

I did it t'other week, but the problem is - I don't "sit" down, I jump, and all my f*cking weight landed on about a quarter of my left knacker.

I damn near fainted.

Sounds like a "LOAD" of b#llocks :oh:

by **JoeTerp** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:47 am

I have only heard getting your forearms twisted like that called Indian rugburn and I think by Indian it refers to North American natives instead of people actually from India, and it hurts like a mother, but still would have to go with kick in the balls

by **jkop** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:55 pm

babu wrote:as a previous poster mention, a flick on your nads is just cruel.

You see it coming, then you think 'thank christ, it just grazed me' then 2 seconds later you're on the ground groaning in pain.

pmsl at your post. :laugh:

But a paper cut is pretty painful :sniffle

by **jonnymac1979** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:38 pm

Never mind a kick to the balls, you only have to scratch them the wrong way or if you're sitting there lazing around and you drop something you're playing with e.g. keys or something onto your b*ll*c*ks or even the singular, the pain is intense. Even a flick will have you keeling over.

How those Jackass lads do that for fun I'll never know... I can't watch shit like that.

by **red37** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:09 pm

mrsDrummerphil wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:I'll tell you what else hurts aswell:

Sitting on your b*llocks when they get trapped under your leg.

I did it t'other week, but the problem is - I don't "sit" down, I jump, and all my f*cking weight landed on about a quarter of my left knacker.

I damn near fainted.

Sounds like a "LOAD" of b#llocks

it reminds me of that joke about "whats them two big round things 12 inches from the end of daddy's nob mummy?"

Mummy duly replies...."Well Billy, those will be his ar5e cheeks son - nothing else sadly"

by **shanks72** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:56 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:Never mind a kick to the balls, you only have to scratch them the wrong way or if you're sitting there lazing around and you drop something you're playing with e.g. keys or something onto your b*ll*c*ks or even the singular, the pain is intense. Even a flick will have you keeling over.

There is some justice in the world then, after all....

(btw not aimed at you personally Jmac...just men in general!!)

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:21 am

jkop wrote:
babu wrote:as a previous poster mention, a flick on your nads is just cruel.

You see it coming, then you think 'thank christ, it just grazed me' then 2 seconds later you're on the ground groaning in pain.

pmsl at your post.

But a paper cut is pretty painful

A paper cut?

A F*CKING PAPER CUT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

It's not even in the Conference of pain, let alone up there in the Champions' League with nad-flicks!

:no

by **jkop** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:39 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:
jkop wrote:
babu wrote:as a previous poster mention, a flick on your nads is just cruel.

You see it coming, then you think 'thank christ, it just grazed me' then 2 seconds later you're on the ground groaning in pain.

pmsl at your post.

But a paper cut is pretty painful

A paper cut?

A F*CKING PAPER CUT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

It's not even in the Conference of pain, let alone up there in the Champions' League with nad-flicks!

by **red37** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:52 pm

A whack in the gooleys is f**king awful news, for sure :down:

but something that runs it a close second....

stubbing the last couple of toes on the corner of the Bed/Couch/wardrobe OUCH!!

by **bunglemark2** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:01 pm

Why isn't "passing a ruby murray whilst suffering a hemmy attack" one of the options ? Had that last Sunday morning - couldn't walk properly till Wednesday.....If only I had a knitting needle.....

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