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Postby mramo » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:53 pm

Hi I was wandering If anyone can help?

Last night my friend invited me out for a drink as I was feeling miserable from the weekend after I made an error in bed with a girl I met on my 1st ever date.

A few hours before I was supposed to meet her at a bar last night, I had a phonecall from my other female friend inviting me to her boyfriends birthday party tonight and wanted me to be introduced to his sister (who is single). I saw a picture of her on mobile phone & yeah - shes......very very....nice.

Well last night - I told my friend (at the bar) that I made this error in bed & told her I accidently spilled something on her. 10-15 mins after she heard what I said - she decided to invite me back to her house knowing fully well shes had a boyfriend of 2 years. So we were in bed & it happened. Behind his back. That morning she wants to end it with her partner and wants a relationship with me!?!?

Then this morning I was reading my email & my amazement - a girl I was very close to in the past wanted to meet me tonight & that has instantly rekindled something - on the same night im supposed to meet the boyfriend's sister & then to add further complications that girl from last saturday night wants me to see her tonight!

Anyone please?
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:57 pm

do it all on the same night in a wanky movie type moment no doubt culminating in your downfall and their turn to lesbianism
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:57 pm

foursome. the only way.
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Postby stmichael » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:58 pm

i can't see what your problem is :D

as rafa would say, you have "many possibilities" :laugh:
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:08 pm

mramo wrote:Hi I was wandering If anyone can help?

Last night my friend invited me out for a drink as I was feeling miserable from the weekend after I made an error in bed with a girl I met on my 1st ever date.

A few hours before I was supposed to meet her at a bar last night, I had a phonecall from my other female friend inviting me to her boyfriends birthday party tonight and wanted me to be introduced to his sister (who is single). I saw a picture of her on mobile phone & yeah - shes......very very....nice.

Well last night - I told my friend (at the bar) that I made this error in bed & told her I accidently spilled something on her. 10-15 mins after she heard what I said - she decided to invite me back to her house knowing fully well shes had a boyfriend of 2 years. So we were in bed & it happened. Behind his back. That morning she wants to end it with her partner and wants a relationship with me!?!?

Then this morning I was reading my email & my amazement - a girl I was very close to in the past wanted to meet me tonight & that has instantly rekindled something - on the same night im supposed to meet the boyfriend's sister & then to add further complications that girl from last saturday night wants me to see her tonight!

Anyone please?

Just be glad you dont have a mate with weak bowels :laugh:  :laugh:  :D
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Postby 2520years » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:08 pm

mramo, the best piece of advice I can give you is not to ask strangers how to run your personal life...
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Postby andy_g » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:19 pm

you say you made an error in bed, then you say you spilled something on her. come on, admit it - you came too soon, didn't you? :D
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:25 pm

doesnt anyone just sleep around anymore and not talk about it?
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Postby taff » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:28 pm

dawson99 wrote:doesnt anyone just sleep around anymore and not talk about it?

Yeah
Whatever happened to furtive secrecy and guilt you kept to yourself

This lad needs help but not neccesarily off this site  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:31 pm

heres a little tip mramo: a bird in the hand is worth 3 in the bed :p
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Postby taff » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:36 pm

Or a hand in the bush
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:37 pm

Fill your boots with them all lad.  It's the only way out of the mess.
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:37 pm

then that would be a finger in the hand is worth three in the...


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Postby jonnymac1979 » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:38 pm

Fuck this anyway.  I've been on here all day n one shape or form.  I'm going the boozer for a quick couple of pints.
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:41 pm

:D "i made an error in bed" :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

what's the matter, were you having a f@rting competition & did you "gamble and lose"? :laugh:
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