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by **dawson99** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:15 pm

ok, i can beat that. i go to pubs and pull fit women

so you can sit in your big house with your big tand big bar with your box of tissues and 10 minute freeview. :;):

by **Judge** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:21 pm

dawson99 wrote:ok, i can beat that. i go to pubs and pull fit women
so you can sit in your big house with your big tand big bar with your box of tissues and 10 minute freeview.

i hear youve had a few slaps down the nags head dawson

i also go to other pubs, other than the local and pull, as you say, fit women.

so i have a house, large garden, bar, large screen tv, local pub, other pubs to go to, women, nice car, good job, but pay too much council tax, so you win dawson

actually no you dont, as im inviting kazza1 over to see her hidden tattoo's and hopefully i'll get to skull f*ck her

by **dawson99** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:22 pm

yay i win!

by **Judge** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:24 pm

dawson99 wrote:yay i win!

check out the edited part at the bottom dawson

read carefully

by **kazza 1** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:29 pm

Judge wrote:
dawson99 wrote:ok, i can beat that. i go to pubs and pull fit women
so you can sit in your big house with your big tand big bar with your box of tissues and 10 minute freeview.

i hear youve had a few slaps down the nags head dawson

i also go to other pubs, other than the local and pull, as you say, fit women.

so i have a house, large garden, bar, large screen tv, local pub, other pubs to go to, women, nice car, good job, but pay too much council tax, so you win dawson

actually no you dont, as im inviting kazza1 over to see her hidden tattoo's and hopefully i'll get to skull f*ck her

Can I come over today? Wanna see your big house :;):

In Northern Ireland we dont pay council tax. We pay rates. Are they the same thing?

by **dawson99** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:29 pm

its not the size of the house its what u do with it :nod

by **Woollyback** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:31 pm

Big Niall wrote:The 65 yr thing was fine when people started work at 16 and died at 70-75.

I don't think anybody can argue about raising the retirement age (although, maybe the years you've worked should be a better barometer, e.g. I didn't start work until 23 so I'd have no problem with somebody who started at 16 retiring before me).

However, in Ireland, we are getting FuKKed the same way as you in UK. IN Ireland, Soldiers get to retire after 20 years on a decent pension, they are under 40. Now I wouldn't mind if they were out fighting wars to keep my freedom but Ireland has never had a war - we're neutral so why the F*** are these guys treated so well.

All civil service get great pensions, my uncle was a teacher and he recently retired before 65, goes on great holidays a few times a year - private sector are supposed to work until you drop.

spot on niall :nod

not sure about the army bit though, they obviusly can't go on til 65 even if they are sitting about being neutral

i'm a financial adviser so could tell everybody on here til the cows come home about how the government rapes our @rses on tax, it's absolutely UNBELIEVABLE how many little things you get taxed on even though you're buying them with your own money which has already been taxed before you even see it :angry:

makes my feckin blood boil it does

i wouldn't mind the fact that taxes have been increasing every year for the last 9 years if we had a health service & education system to show for it but thery're more of a feckin shambles than they were when i was a kid in the 70's :angry:

rant over, i need some booze

by **Woollyback** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:36 pm

kazza 1 wrote:In Northern Ireland we dont pay council tax. We pay rates. Are they the same thing?

similar, rates go off the value of your house (worked out back in the 70's sometime) like england used to be until council tax came in - still goes off the size of your house but just gave them an excuse to move the goalposts and rob us blind

the tories tried to bring in poll tax which meant each person had to pay something rather than it all being about the size of your house (so one person living in a huge house didn't have to pay a fortune compared to six people living in a smaller house) but that was obviously a bit politically unpalatable to a lot of rioting students & soap-dodgers so never went through

by **Garymac** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:45 pm

Who gives a sh!t, i just liked the idea of a day off, with the amount of booze i drink and the way i am enjoying life at the moment i have no intention of getting past the 65 mark so i probably wont be able to see any of it any way.

Getting old is for pu$$y's :wwww

by **Judge** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:00 pm

kazza 1 wrote:
Judge wrote:
dawson99 wrote:ok, i can beat that. i go to pubs and pull fit women
so you can sit in your big house with your big tand big bar with your box of tissues and 10 minute freeview.

i hear youve had a few slaps down the nags head dawson

i also go to other pubs, other than the local and pull, as you say, fit women.

so i have a house, large garden, bar, large screen tv, local pub, other pubs to go to, women, nice car, good job, but pay too much council tax, so you win dawson

actually no you dont, as im inviting kazza1 over to see her hidden tattoo's and hopefully i'll get to skull f*ck her

Can I come over today? Wanna see your big house

In Northern Ireland we dont pay council tax. We pay rates. Are they the same thing?

no probs kazza, as long as i can drive my car into your garage

by **kazza 1** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:47 pm

Judge wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:
Judge wrote:
dawson99 wrote:ok, i can beat that. i go to pubs and pull fit women
so you can sit in your big house with your big tand big bar with your box of tissues and 10 minute freeview.

i hear youve had a few slaps down the nags head dawson

i also go to other pubs, other than the local and pull, as you say, fit women.

so i have a house, large garden, bar, large screen tv, local pub, other pubs to go to, women, nice car, good job, but pay too much council tax, so you win dawson

actually no you dont, as im inviting kazza1 over to see her hidden tattoo's and hopefully i'll get to skull f*ck her

Can I come over today? Wanna see your big house

no probs kazza, as long as i can drive my car into your garage

Not a problem Judge!! Do you have a big car?

by **Judge** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:49 pm

yes its a stretch limo

by **kazza 1** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:58 pm

Happy days!!!! Hate men with little cars :;):

by **zarababe** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:58 pm

Oi

I'm striking today... you all betta duck, cos my plackards on the hunt for some heads.. :angry:

1/3 of my salary goes in to paying taxes, NI and my pension contribution, I signed-up to the LGPS on the basis of a final salary pension, and my contributions have increased in line with climbing the 'so-called' career Ladder, If I'm on £60,000 pa, my final stake in the pensions sheme should reflect that .. gawd knows they take enuff to fill the coffers at the mo.. My Council tax goes through my salary too ..

by **Judge** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:01 pm

zarababe wrote:Oi I'm striking today... you all betta duck, cos my plackards on the hunt for some heads..

1/3 of my salary goes in to paying taxes, NI and my pension contribution, I signed-up to the LGPS on the basis of a final salary pension, and my contributions have increased in line with climbing the 'so-called' career Ladder, If I'm on £60,000 pa, my final stake in the pensions sheme should reflect that .. gawd knows they take enuff to fill the coffers at the mo.. My Council tax goes through my salary too ..

its a bummer aint it

we should all move to switzerland, or the cayman islands

a tax haven

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