by dawson99 » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:09 am
ok people. i actually did this as a joke,a nd a retrospective cynical look after seeing landosfar superior thread on the fairer sex (please dont sue me lando) but the guys here are actually showing some emotion... well kind of.
so i guess id better say how i like my women.
ok, just been thinking about this, and ive realised, im feally not that bothered, as long as shes not a manc and shes not a b*tch then thats cool. just someone fun with boobies (tads)
and honesty... remember people, just because they say they haven't slept with amny guys, doesn't mean they haven't sucked a lot of....
i'll let this quote sequence from clerks describe what i mean:
Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f*cked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?
later on:
Dante Hicks in street as Veronica leaves (shouting to himself) My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!
Man in street: In a row?
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