I know it's a shock for you all having me creating a thread which by it's definition does not exclude men.
However, needs must when you're on a long car journey and need the loo.
I pride myself on being a man who engages with all sorts, who judges no one, and who is an effigy of compassion to his fellow man.
Nevertheless, I have come to the conclusion that I only know one damn thing about men, and that is that I don't know one damn thing about men.
I know what boobies are for, I know how babies are made, and the fun to be had in the meantime. I know that they like being rubbed in certain places, kissed in others, and left alone at certain times of the Month.
What I don't know is how they think. I would like to know, in the words of a Judge film; What men Want.
What sort of gal appeals to the better sex the most?
I know it's about personal preference and all that, but as a man I can say that on the whole, women like Eva Longoria and Cheryl Tweedy are the most adored girls around.
What do men, such as wooly, Lando, JBG, Jonny, etc really look for and find irresistable?
The topics are:
1.) Personality,
2.) Face (Eyes, hair, etc)
3.) Physique
4.) Lifestyle
5.) Appearance (dress sense, roguish, womanly, etc.)
6.) Most attractive feature (Physical and mental.)
my answer?
BOOBIES
) so il put some in myself - lady garden must be trimmed very short, not bald though thats sick. you should take extra time to wash down there, perhaps use a tender cloth and warm water, watch soap as its alkaline. the smell should be what the rest of you smells like. the tounge will happily go down there but yo gotta have the facilities, is like the world cup honey, the inspectors aint gonna give to Iraq are they?
