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by **112-1077774096** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:03 am

how much for sucky f*cky long time

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:30 am

ive said these things in the past, but must say i was 19 then

1. hey lady, my names nick, but you can call me nicholas, coz thats how i like my girls

2. girls comes up and says ''mmmmm you smell nice what have you got on, to which i replied '' a hard on, but never realised you could smell it

by **Ciggy** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:26 am

babu wrote:hi! nice shoes wanna fuck?

WTF Babu nice shoes

by **adamnbarrett** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:32 am

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

by **andy_g** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:35 am

"fancy a shag?"

"no"

"well would you mind lying down while i have one?"

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:59 am

Do you like it on a sunday?

yea, me too, nothing like a fcukin good roast is there!?

by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:05 pm

hi, wanna go halves on a b@stard?

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:08 pm

i might use that one tonight wool!haha

by **Woollyback** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:17 pm

how much does a polar bear weigh?

dunno

me neither, but it breaks the ice. fancy a fuck?

by **stmichael** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:19 pm

You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:29 pm

How about the old phoenix nights quoting song titles one's!?

'Anything I do, I'd do it for you.'

and the best one....

'Im horny.Horny Horny Horny.' hahaha!

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:58 pm

wanna go out?
no?
well you're fat anyway.

got any whorish mates?

by **stoney** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:34 pm

(In the tone of Pharrell Williams)excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me..... whats your naaaaaaaaame?

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:35 pm

Give us your pin-number or you FCKIN DIIIIIIIIE!

Only messin luv, ur fone number will do

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:49 pm

i love your chin, would look a lot nicer with my balls resting on it tho

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