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by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:49 pm

i will start us off

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:54 pm

Is that Windolene? Because I can see myself in your knickers

by **66-1120597113** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:04 pm

You look a lot like my cousin Ben!
The lady replies....Ben?
Yes Ben
Sure thats a fuc.king fellas name...she says intrigued??
Aye Ben Dover you say! The girl laughs the ice is broke and lets face it lads any lady thats up for it likes a cheeky man that can make them laugh! :;):

by **2520years** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:06 pm

"Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat lass."

by **DrTNT** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:15 pm

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

by **stoney** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:18 pm

Girl your feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day :;):

by **Garymac** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:23 pm

Me to fit lady "Do you sleep on ye stomach?"
Fit Lady "No"
Me "Can I?" !!

Fit lady loves it and in five minutes im touchin her t!ts

by **DrTNT** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:26 pm

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

by **El Nino_#9** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:51 pm

nice legs...wat time do they open

they call me milk because i do the body good

excuse me, ive lost my number can i have yours

if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put U and I together

i'm well good at algerbra......did you know U+I=69

(Pick which ones are worst and best!)

by **Mikz** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:54 pm

Excuse me are they space boxers your wearing?
Um No why?
cos your :censored:

is OUT OF THIS WORLD :buttrock

by **Mikz** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:57 pm

How do you like your eggs in the morning,fertilized or unfertilized? :eyebrow

by **DrTNT** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:00 pm

I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

by **drummerphil** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:07 pm

If your left leg was Easter and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

by **babu** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:24 am

hi! nice shoes wanna fuck?

by **Dundalk** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:36 am

Is that ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

I got a slap for that one before!

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