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by **RichardLFC1** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:36 pm

I was listening to the radio the other day and they were talking about chat up lines. So i thought i would be funny and interesting to put this on here. I heared a great one the other day.

To a fit girl: I hope you know CPR

Fit girl: Why

To the fit girl: Coz u take my breath away

Does any of you have any ?

by **66-1112520797** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:43 pm

Thats a bit cheesy isnt it ?

by **66-1120597113** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:48 pm

Talk about dogs or cats to any woman!

If they hate cats they like dogs..If they hate dogs they like cats.....No in between

Women relate to fellow beasts!

by **Sabre** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:52 pm

Weird, the thread just say I've posted, but the post do not appear.

I'll try again.

Never talk a girl about her beauty. For instance if you manage to talk to her for a long while, tell her, it's nice being with her. She'll ask why, she'll expect you feed her ego. Tell her then that you hadn't to look what hour is it all that time, she's not boring. She'll like that if she's used to hear she's fit or good looking.

by **66-1120597113** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:56 pm

Sabre wrote:Weird, the thread just say I've posted, but the post do not appear.

I'll try again.

Never talk a girl about her beauty. For instance if you manage to talk to her for a long while, tell her, it's nice being with her. She'll ask why, she'll expect you feed her ego. Tell her then that you hadn't to look what hour is it all that time, she's not boring. She'll like that if she's used to hear she's fit or good looking.

Hence Sabre has ladies at his doorstep...and fends them off saying......Im on the computer!

by **Sabre** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:58 pm

Pah.

I don't have to hunt any more Barry, just trying to say a couple of things that work.

Much better than talking about cats.

But then it might be all different up there.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:25 pm

"You don't sweat a lot for a fat girl."

"Fancy a potted meat sandwich?"

"Do you take it up the sh*tter, love?"

"I really fancy your sister, but you'll do."

And the all-time best line ever invented:

When you see two boilers out, go over and say "I see Cinderella stayed in tonight?"

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:28 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:"You don't sweat a lot for a fat girl."

"Fancy a potted meat sandwich?"

"Do you take it up the sh*tter, love?"

"I really fancy your sister, but you'll do."

And the all-time best line ever invented:

When you see two boilers out, go over and say "I see Cinderella stayed in tonight?"

you're a sweet talking bast@rd Lando

by **Woollyback** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:40 pm

dance with me or i'll sh*t in yer handbag

by **dawson99** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:44 pm

'smell my fingers'

by **Smeg** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:53 pm

GET YER RAT OUT LOVE...

by **dawson99** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:54 pm

and we wonder why some of us are single!!

by **dward** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:05 pm

by **dawson99** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:11 pm

was your father a thief? no seriously was he, he looks well dodgy, and you're fat, but i still would

by **Leonmc0708** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:15 pm

Excuse me, but can you help me ? Does this handkerchief smell like chlorophorm to you ?

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