by Roger Red Hat » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:37 am
EVERTON BRA -One for the ladies in team colours, comes with little support and no cups. £5.00
EVERTON TABLE CLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion, but tend to slip down the table after a short while £10.00
EVERTON VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20years.
This 10-minute video includes many re runs and is a must for all the fans. £ 9.99
EVERTON CONDOMS -Come in all sizes from little hero to Big Dunc. Ideal for all the pr!cks in the Bullens road £0.75 for lifetime supply
KEEPER's GLOVE - A must for fans at the back of the stands or near the corner flags to catch any shots Everton strikers may have at goal. £8.99
LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for more discerning fans. This quality publication gives directions to the Nation-wide League Stadiums. £25.00
EVERTON MINTS -Helps to take away the bitter taste of defeat. £0.20
BARGAIN BASEMENT Our annual clearance sale of players (some shop soiled) most come free of charge to a good home. They make ideal garden gnomes and door stops.
What's the difference between Everton and a tea bag? - A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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Roger Red Hat on Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
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