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by Woollyback » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:51 am

by 2520years » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:42 pm

The  following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and Room Service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and  published in the Far East Economic Review.
       
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
       
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed  room-service"
       
RS: "Rye.. Ruin sorbees..  morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
       
G: "Uh.. yes.. I'd like some bacon and  eggs"
       
RS: "Ow July den?"
       
G: "What??"
       
RS: "Ow July den?... pry, boy, pooch?"
       
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled  please."
       
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?"
       
G: "Crisp will be fine."
       
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
       
G: "What?"
       
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
       
G: "I don't think so"
       
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
       
G:"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo  one toes' means."
       
RS: "Toes! Toes!... Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish  mopping we bother?
       
G: "English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'  Okay,
fine... Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
       
RS: "We bother?"
       
G: "No, just put the bother on the side."
       
RS: "Wad?"
       
G: "I mean butter... just put it on the  side."
       
RS: "Copy?"
       
G: "Sorry?"
       
RS: "Copy... tea... mill?"
       
G: "Oh, yes.. Coffee please, and that's  all."
       
RS: "One Minnie. ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease  baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy ...  rye?"
       
G: "Whatever you say."
       
RS: "Tendjewberrymud."
       
G  : "You're welcome."


I suppose that's what happens when you force people to speak your language!

My earliest memory.

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:13 pm

Thats a great quote , I'll use it every day .

by stmichael » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:14 pm

reporter (to gordon strachan).

"gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

strachan: "VELOCITY"

walks off.

by Woollyback » Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:39 pm

by Woollyback » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:42 am

by Judge » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:47 am

thank god ive got a shed 

dont eat yellow snow

by Woollyback » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:17 am

by 112-1077774096 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:31 am

Woollyback wrote:"don't wizz on the electric fence"

                      - Ren & Stimpy

ah i miss ren and stimpy, we dont get it out here   

by stmichael » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:29 pm

rio ferdinand- "i'm not greedy"

yeah right. i know you normally have difficulty taking the pi$$ but this statement is.    

by andy_g » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:51 pm

'we're still in it' - david moyes

Get up! everybody's gonna move their feet
Get Down! everybody's gonna leave their seat

by 2520years » Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:38 am

woof woof ! wrote:Thats a great quote , I'll use it every day .

I hope you've been keeping to your word!

I had to crowbar it in somewhere.

My earliest memory.

by Cool Hand Luke » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:10 pm

i think yes what about you

by mkingdom » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:36 pm

In the great block of flats of life...one man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Wise words indeed

by woof woof ! » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:48 pm

Self abuse is the best sex of all ,it's always performed with someone you love . (Woody Allen )