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[Woollyback]

La cita del dia, quote of the day mis amigos

OK I'll start:

When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation




   

[Woollyback]

or you could give me some wisdoM if you prefer   

[dawson99]

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ~Bob Hope

[Ciggy]

I wanted a sofa
and they gave me a table leg.
rafa benitez

[dawson99]

foolish man give wife grand piano

wise man give wife upright organ

[babu]

Procrastinate now, don't put it off. 

[woof woof !]

Always go to other peoples funerals , otherwise they won't come to yours .

[babu]

lol woof.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

[babu]

My personal favourite

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

[Woollyback]

Oscar Wilde:

A woman drove me to drink, and I never even bothered to thank her

[Woollyback]

Never pee on an electric fence

[Judge]

never pee into a strong wind (chinese proverb)

[woof woof !]

It's not necessary to understand something in order to argue about it .

[andy_g]

if it aint broke... break it

[babu]

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.