by Starbridge42 » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:37 am
This one does not work at all without me doing the voices and the actions (which are a hell of a lot funnier than the joke!)
Two aboriganl fellas are walking along, lets call them Ruebe and Bayden (another thing you wouldnt get - they r two aboriginal fellas from my skool) are walking along and they see a big hole in the ground. One says to the other 'Aw man how deep do u rekon that big fackin hole is?? lets chuck a little fackin peble down to find out how fackin deep that big fackin hole is!'
so they chuck a pebble down and listen... they dont hear nethign. So Ruebe says 'aw man that must be 1 fackin deep hole lets chuck a fackin bigger fackin rock down the big fackin hole!'
so they find a boulder and push it down
they listen...
and listen...
and listen...
but they dont hear nething so bayden says 'aw man that hole must be so fackin deep we need sumthing even bigger and heavier than that last facker!'
so they look around and, you know how railroads are split down into pieces of track?? well they find one and they chuck it down n as it falls ruebe goes 'aw man look at that facker fly!!!!' neway they wait and listen for the sound
and listen...
and listen...
and listen.
5 minutes go by.
10 minutes go by.
nothing.
all of a sudden this goat comes charging out of the shrub and dives down the hole.
Ruebe's like 'aw man did u see that fackin crazy goat with tha big fackin eyes it was tryian to kill us!!'
neway a few minutes later this farmer comes along and says 'oi fellas u havent seen my goat have u?'
n bayden goes 'ahhhhh nah mate we havent seen no goat...'
n the farmer goes 'oh ok well if u fellas see it can u let me know cos its my prize winning goat and the big goat shows coming up and i need it to win first place.'
n they r like 'ah yeah mate we'll let u no...'
the farmer sighs and says
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'You havent seen the railroad tracks it was tied to have you?'
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