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by **dawson99** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:57 pm

> > A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some
>deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the
menu
>and finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise. The waiter
>brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife
is
>about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and
>she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
>back down. "Jesus, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He didn't, so
>she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid
rises,
>and again he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly
>slams back down. Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what
is
>happening and demands an explanation. "Well sir", says the waiter, "What
did
>you order?" "We both chose the same", he replies, "the chicken surprise"
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>"Oh I do apologise, this is my fault" says the waiter, "I've brought you
the
>Peeking Duck"
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by **Ciggy** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:07 pm

That wasnt one bit funny

by **dawson99** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:08 pm

im wasted on u people

by **LFC #1** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:11 pm

its so terribly lame it's funny.

by **andy_g** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:03 pm

i love it

by **hawkmoon269** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:21 pm

Dawson........You......

You.........

You........ :angry:

LOL

by **chiggz_likes_owen** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:17 pm

Thats not funny

but its funny

by **dawson99** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:18 pm

im here all week people

by **stmichael** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:19 pm

dawson99 wrote:im here all week people

god help us :down:

by **andy_g** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:36 pm

isn't it rubbish how you can only use 5 smilies in a post?

by **dawson99** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:38 pm

especially with my hilarious jokes

speaking of which...

whats the best way to weigh a whale?

u guessed it yet?

u'll kick yourself

take it to a whale weigh station!!!!!

sides splitting... too much laughter... need a seat....

by **Woollyback** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:04 am

oooooooooooooooffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

by **andy_g** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:49 am

whats brown and sticky?

by **dawson99** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:04 am

a stick?

by **Woollyback** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:46 am

what's green and smells of pork?

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