Most idiotic manc fan - Unlikely stories from gloryhunters

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Postby Owzat » Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:58 pm

I have met a couple of right tw@ts on one forum I joined and I wondered if anyone else had met any that could beat these two clowns

gloryhunter #1

Comes from Canada and reckons he is a 38 year old dentist who originally comes from Gateshead. He even claims to have been (team) mates with Gazza!!!! Says he was a season-ticket holder at Old Trafford a while back and got a bit confused when we suggested his seat may have been P45. He didn't even know what a P45 was and got in a right pickle. He originally claimed to be living in Sale but an IP trace soon proved he was lying! We all reckoned he was this sad 16 year old from Sports.com who said he had never been to Old Trafford but still felt he was a "true supporter"

gloryhunter #2

This one really is sad. He was 16 when I came across him and came from Sunderland. His story was so sad he even saved it as a word document to save typing it! The story claims his sister dated Michael Gray when he was a youngster at Old Trafford. The story is full of holes, like how this kid's sister was about 9 years older than him, how the dates don't add up and how it sounds so unlikely anyhow.

Anyone else heard some real fairy tales?
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Postby cheesecakery » Sat Nov 22, 2003 8:48 pm

no
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:02 am

nope
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Postby kopper » Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:55 pm

well no not exactly, he does support a team from manchester, smells like cheese and speaks a whole lotta s##t...so I guess I found one...on this forum.  :D
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Postby sangy » Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:16 pm

really omg Kopper? i think i kno who ur goin on bout lmao :p :D
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Postby kopper » Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:18 pm

He he. :D
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:57 am

kopper wrote:well no not exactly, he does support a team from manchester, smells like cheese and speaks a whole lotta s##t...so I guess I found one...on this forum.  :D

Does he have a smug avatar and his dick reeks of Cheddar? :D
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Postby kopper » Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:01 am

yes, u know who he be. :)  :)  :)  :)
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Postby cheesecakery » Mon Feb 09, 2004 2:29 pm

Who is it ??  come on lads share the gossip ,
its not that supersub is it?
i suspected him from the start :D
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Postby kopper » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:21 pm

Who is it ??  come on lads share the gossip ,
its not that supersub is it?
i suspected him from the start


mwhaaaaaaaaa haha  :laugh:   :;):   :(  ......thats not funny.
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