(it's easier now for you to say it, b4st4rd, after we gave you Owen with cut price

New Real Madrid manager Wanderley Luxemburgo says Liverpool are the enemy so he doesn't want to help strengthen the Anfield ranks by allowing Fernando Morientes to sign for the Reds.
The Spanish striker has several options on the table to consider including a firm offer from Liverpool but it's starting to look like he's taking us for a ride. Rafael Benitez is tired of waiting for a decision so it looks like he will start considering other options within the next few days with Nicolas Anelka a possibility.
"I do not like reinforcing the rivals," said Luxemburgo. "If Morientes was going away to Liverpool we are helping an enemy.
"I want to speak personally with Morientes to know how he is and what he is thinking. Later I will meet the club and we will decide the best thing for all."
Morientes's agent Gines Carvajal - who is currently in England - said: "We have asked the club for a rapid decision. The opinion of Luxemburgo will be decisive in the future of Morientes."