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by **LFC #1** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:41 am

stmichael wrote:GEMINI

Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real weirdo, the type of person who'd kill themselves to win a bet.

Am I?

by **stmichael** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:28 pm

hi everyone. mystic mick is back to tell you what will be in store for you as we turn into the new year. may i just remind you that i take this alternative career of mine very seriously and if anyone doubts the authenticity of my predictions then they are more clever than i thought.

Aries:

You will try to turn a fantasy into reality this week. Just remember that the walls will melt until the effects of that hit of acid wear off.

Taurus:

You will win big at a poker game this week. Don't forget to hide four different aces up your sleeve. Your friends might get suspicious if you show them two aces of spades in your hand.

Gemini:

Its time for you and your lover to have it out. Remember the rule about fighting in the house and be sure to fill the tub with jello for the match.

Cancer:

You will feel like a mouse running on a wheel this week. It might help if you turned down the setting on the tread mill slowly before you try to get off of it.

Leo:

When you ask your Mom for a loan this week, don't forget to ask her which motel is the cheapest. Be sure to let her know that you will be stopping at the drug store on the way.

Virgo:

Keep your mouth shut around friends today. They won't take it well if you show off your dazzling intellect this week. Bide your time and wait until you meet that nice young lady on the street corner.

Libra:

You will get your way in everything you attempt to accomplish this week. Just don't let it go to your head or you will blow your chance to dominate the little people at the McDonald's playground.

Scorpio:

You will get an opportunity to get out more this week. Don't be shy when the new kid from down the street comes over to ask you to come out and play.

Sagittarius:

The light bulb in your head will flicker for half a second this week. You have finally figured out that the light goes out when you close the refrigerator door.

Capricorn:

Get out and see the world this week. You may have the chance to find out if the hill's really are alive with the sound of music. Not really, just the croaking of tree frogs.

Aquarius:

Surprise, bet you thought you would be reading something new this week. Well thats what you get for taking the stars for granted. Go have a happy meal.

Pisces:

You are confused this week. Wait, aren't you confused every week? No wait, thats me. Where was I? Are you confused yet?

until the next time, people!

by **dawson99** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:41 pm

Sagittarius:

The light bulb in your head will flicker for half a second this week. You have finally figured out that the light goes out when you close the refrigerator door.

its spooky how close i think ur to me!
(mystic wise, not emotionally)

by **anfieldroad** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:13 pm

jeez, i'm taurus and i won big at poker

its the first time the stars have been correct

by **dawson99** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:25 pm

[poker player anfield? nice one, online or what?
poker is the future

by **anfieldroad** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:28 pm

no, just for high stakes at a local spit club

lock, stock etc

by **andy_g** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:52 pm

www.pokerroom.com

texas hold 'em.

play money.

lots of fun.

by **anfieldroad** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:39 pm

no mate, i like to see who's trying to cheat me

by **zarababe** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:05 pm

Aquarius:

Surprise, bet you thought you would be reading something new this week. Well thats what you get for taking the stars for granted. Go have a happy meal.

.. I will saint.. it's the ... Incredibles free toy this week .. Thanx..

by **stmichael** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:07 pm

dawson99 wrote:its spooky how close i think ur to me!
(mystic wise, not emotionally)

i agree dawson. i'm way too unstable to be compared to you

by **The Canadian Red Army** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:01 pm

stmichael wrote:GEMINI (MAY 20-JUNE 20)

you are a quick and intelligent thinker. people like you because you are bisexual. you are inclined to expect too much for too little. this means you are a cheap b#stard. gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

wtf ? im not bisexual

by **andy_g** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:25 pm

but you do thrive on incest?

by **The Canadian Red Army** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:35 pm

andy_g wrote:but you do thrive on incest?

wtf no, i dont ****** other members of my family

by **Dom1** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:23 pm

stmichael wrote:Libra:

You will get your way in everything you attempt to accomplish this week. Just don't let it go to your head or you will blow your chance to dominate the little people at the McDonald's playground.

[ INSERT WITTY COMMENT HERE ]

by **A.B.** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:28 pm

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 21)

you are sympathetic and understanding towards other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker.

Thats a bloody lie

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