Up against the Scum, who hopefully have De Gea and Pogba out injured.
Vital game to cement their decline and make any reversal of fortune so much harder. If we beat them we'll be 18 points ahead, 6 clear games having played just 9! More importantly, their sponsorship income will fall to base rates with no bonuses triggered nor CL income as they languish in the lower half of the league.
Other good news is I hear their salary and outstanding transfer fee payments on their players on loan is crippling them and blocking their ability to bring in quality players. Further good news, that Old Trafford is in surprisingly poor state and a major refurbishment investment is needed at the exact moment they're staring at diminished income and need the cash elsewhere.
All looking good.
Please lord let us beat these Manc shite-sters 5-0. Amen.