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by **Scottbot** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:59 pm

And watch Mascherano change his tune!

"Aaaahhh Mistarrrr Mascheranosan, we like you stay at LFC, here is new big moneh contract with free translataar and skype facilities for your wife, you sign here?"

by **JoeTerp** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:16 pm

Bastos
Vargas
Dzeko
Toulalan
Neymar
Hangeland

by **Benny The Noon** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:24 pm

Toulalan - every time i have seen him play he has looked nothing more than ordinary - great stats on FM thou

by **Reg** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:05 pm

Scottbot wrote:And watch Mascherano change his tune!

"Aaaahhh Mistarrrr Mascheranosan, we like you stay at LFC, here is new big moneh contract with free translataar and skype facilities for your wife, you sign here?"

Masher's wife'll probably start saying she doesn't like the food.....

by **burjennio** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:12 pm

I love these threads, but then when we don't sign any of the players on it I get sad

Arjen Robben - our new medical team will turn him into a terminator.

I'll 2nd David Luis - Ive seen him play half a dozen times now and he seems to have played a different position every time yet still be one of the top three performers on the pitch. He can be our 21st century Stvie Nicol.

Michael Essien - because f*ck Chelsea thats why.

Maicon - because hes the best player in his position on the planet by light years.

Xavi & Iniesta - because a man can dream.

by **Emerald Red** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:45 pm

A multi billion pound cloning project so we can clone Gerrard, Torres and Carragher. Maybe even as a single player.

by **RobinHood6969** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:03 pm

Mertesacker
Aguero
Dzeko
Coentrao
Maicon

Rooney for reserves and carling cup :cool:

by **Dundalk** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:02 pm

Ciggy wrote:Xabi Alonso

Because we can

Oh please please God

If i could pick one player in the world I would pick him

by **tubby** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:04 pm

I think Mata would do well over here.

by **anti-hero** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:24 pm

i dont give a f.uck.

hand over ryan giggs. so we can put our lovely shirt on his money loving back while people in manchester cry and weep.

by **PabloAimar** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:02 am

messi to play right midfield/attack
offer mascherano £200k a week to crack a smile
ronaldo/robben/ribery on the left
ashley cole and puyol

by **PabloAimar** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:03 am

robert earnshaw just so his face is on the squad picture

by **Kharhaz** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:09 am

If we get turned into a club who can go out and buy anyone I wouldn't give a damn who we sign. We would then become another club who is trying to buy the league rather than earn it through commitment. If this club ends up like that I would lose faith totally in the game of football.

by **Owzat** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:04 am

kopite_1232002 wrote:doing a thread about this makes us look like tits if we dont get the investement

Some do whatever happens :;):

by **Benny The Noon** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:41 am

Jesus some people need to lighten up a bit and realise the humour that was intended with the thread - thought the title might of given it away . Take that large broom handle that firmly up your backsides and relax ffs and stop being so serious all the time .

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