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[Scottbot]

And watch Mascherano change his tune!

"Aaaahhh Mistarrrr Mascheranosan, we like you stay at LFC, here is new big moneh contract with free translataar and skype facilities for your wife, you sign here?"

[JoeTerp]

Bastos
Vargas
Dzeko
Toulalan
Neymar
Hangeland

[Benny The Noon]

Toulalan - every time i have seen him play he has looked nothing more than ordinary - great stats on FM thou

[Reg]

And watch Mascherano change his tune!

"Aaaahhh Mistarrrr Mascheranosan, we like you stay at LFC, here is new big moneh contract with free translataar and skype facilities for your wife, you sign here?"

Masher's wife'll probably start saying she doesn't like the food.....

[burjennio]

I love these threads, but then when we don't sign any of the players on it I get sad

Arjen Robben - our new medical team will turn him into a terminator.

I'll 2nd David Luis - Ive seen him play half a dozen times now and he seems to have played a different position every time yet still be one of the top three performers on the pitch. He can be our 21st century Stvie Nicol.

Michael Essien - because f*ck Chelsea thats why.

Maicon - because hes the best player in his position on the planet by light years.

Xavi & Iniesta - because a man can dream.

[Emerald Red]

A multi billion pound cloning project so we can clone Gerrard, Torres and Carragher. Maybe even as a single player.

[RobinHood6969]

Mertesacker
Aguero
Dzeko
Coentrao
Maicon

Rooney for reserves and carling cup

[Dundalk]

Xabi Alonso

Because we can

Oh please please God

If i could pick one player in the world I would pick him

[tubby]

I think Mata would do well over here.

[anti-hero]

i dont give a f.uck.

hand over ryan giggs. so we can put our lovely shirt on his money loving back while people in manchester cry and weep.

[PabloAimar]

messi to play right midfield/attack
offer mascherano £200k a week to crack a smile
ronaldo/robben/ribery on the left
ashley cole and puyol

[PabloAimar]

robert earnshaw just so his face is on the squad picture

[Kharhaz]

If we get turned into a club who can go out and buy anyone I wouldn't give a damn who we sign. We would then become another club who is trying to buy the league rather than earn it through commitment. If this club ends up like that I would lose faith totally in the game of football.

[Owzat]

doing a thread about this makes us look like tits if we dont get the investement

Some do whatever happens 

[Benny The Noon]

Jesus some people need to lighten up a bit and realise the humour that was intended with the thread - thought the title might of given it away . Take that large broom handle that firmly up your  backsides and relax ffs and stop being so serious all the time .