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by **mitch22** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:29 pm

Weve all blagged the boss when we cant be arsed for some reason or another , whats your favourite

by **adamnbarrett** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:30 pm

Got the sh!ts

but Oh I didnt know Iwas supposed to be in is my school excuse

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:40 am

adamnbarrett wrote:Got the sh!ts

but Oh I didnt know Iwas supposed to be in is my school excuse

You're only about 14 aren't you!?!

WHat possible job could you have, other than a paper-round!?!

by **Judge** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:18 am

sorry boss, i cant come in to work today, the world cup is on and Englands playing

by **dawson99** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:28 pm

me: sorry boss i cant come into work, im sick

boss: how sick are you?

me: im having sex with my nan

(now that is sick!!)

by **Judge** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:48 pm

dawson99 wrote:me: sorry boss i cant come into work, im sick

boss: how sick are you?

me: im having sex with my hand

boss: what again, i'll see you in two minutes then

by **Sabre** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:49 pm

Stomach upsets + whole night without sleeping due to the stomach upset.

by **woof woof !** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:58 pm

Useful tip , when phoning in do a Marlon Brando (as in the Godfather) ,stick a ball of tissue paper in each cheek before you phone the boss to tell him you're "coming down with something" .You'll usually get a response along the lines of "god ,you sound terrible, take yourself back to bed ,give us a call when you're feeling better"

Works every time

by **mitch22** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:16 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Useful tip , when phoning in do a Marlon Brando (as in the Godfather) ,stick a ball of tissue paper in each cheek before you phone the boss to tell him you're "coming down with something" .You'll usually get a response along the lines of "god ,you sound terrible, take yourself back to bed ,give us a call when you're feeling better"

Works every time

note taken lol

by **Lionheart** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:27 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Useful tip , when phoning in do a Marlon Brando (as in the Godfather) ,stick a ball of tissue paper in each cheek before you phone the boss to tell him you're "coming down with something" .You'll usually get a response along the lines of "god ,you sound terrible, take yourself back to bed ,give us a call when you're feeling better"

Works every time

I e-mailed your boss and he said you should try sticking tampons up your nose as it gives a more realistic flu like, runny nose type sound, especially if there are used ones!!! :Oo:

Bright lad that boss of yours!!

by **woof woof !** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:13 pm

Lionheart wrote:especially if there are used ones!!!

There's funny and there's Sick !

You are one very sick Wombat .

by **Lionheart** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:23 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Lionheart wrote:especially if there are used ones!!!

There's funny and there's Sick !

You are one very sick Wombat .

Wombat = Eats roots & leaves.

(think about it)

by **adamnbarrett** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:31 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
adamnbarrett wrote:Got the sh!ts

but Oh I didnt know Iwas supposed to be in is my school excuse

You're only about 14 aren't you!?!

WHat possible job could you have, other than a paper-round!?!

No don't have a job, because I'm 14, spot on lando, but if I did I'd use got the sh!ts excuse

by **shanks72** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:56 pm

Judge wrote:
dawson99 wrote:me: sorry boss i cant come into work, im sick

boss: how sick are you?

me: im having sex with my hand

boss: what again, i'll see you in two minutes then

by **daxy1** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:22 pm

well it's the scremin abdabs everytime. but for getting into work an hour or two late ive told the boss i had a stork on and didnt want to waste it ... :eyebrow

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