Roy spilled the beans when he was tucking into his bacon and eggs last week about the plan himself, Stevie and Carra have put in to place.
The basic idea is to pick players in the wrong positions and then ask them to sit back and let other teams take the p!ss out of us. This is so we not only lose games and end up struggling in the bottom 3, its also to make us that sh!t to watch that the fans vote with their feet and even the norwegian daytrippers (sorry heimdall)
lose interest.The aim is for things to be that bad that even the people that love to see us lose (SKY) will hate screening us as they will get less viewers than Eldorado once did.
So far the plan is working a treat, that's why we seen those photos the other week of the manager and the players in training all with big grins on the faces, looking like we are top of the league.
Apparantly Gerrard and Carra sounded Roy out before he agreed to come to advise of their plans.
These were masterminded by none other than doctor evil, Austin Powers nemesis.
They have seen this as the only way to get rid of the american owners and are happy that their plans are coming to fruition.
If this is true dont shoot the messenger, this is just what i have heard.
