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by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:22 am

Two men and one woman were at the final stage of their secret service training when the instructor handed them each a gun and told them to go into seperate rooms where their marriage partners were waiting for them ,to pass the course they had to kill their wives/husband.
Both the men quickly returned from their assigned rooms saying they were unable to kill their loved one.However from the female agents room came the sound of several shots ,followed by screaming banging and crashing against the walls.
When the female finally came out she said "This gun was loaded with blanks, I had to beat the b'stard to death with a chair "

Moral . Women are evil, don't mess with them .

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:24 am

nice joke woof, but i heard that one some 12 yrs ago, but it still makes folk laugh

by **Ciggy** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:25 am

Woof we arnt all evil :alien:

Personally id have stabbed him :;):

by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:26 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote: Woof we arnt all evil
Personally id have stabbed him

With a chair leg no doubt .

by **Ciggy** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:27 am

Yer sharpened on the floor to a sharp point

by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:29 am

No need for me to ask where you would stab him .

by **Leonmc0708** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:08 am

They are all the f@cking same women, they just have different names.

by **dawson99** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:10 am

Leon, sometimes you dont seem like the happiest chap on the block dude

by **Leonmc0708** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:15 am

dawson99 wrote:Leon, sometimes you dont seem like the happiest chap on the block dude

One day, in years to come when your older and you stop playing as much football on the park with yer mates, you too will discover women Dawson. At first they will seem fun and make you feel happy, but beware one will soon have her claws in you, and attempt to change you and control you.

Enough about that, you run along and play one bounce with your little mates, plenty of time for the fairer sex in your teens.

Women, they are aliens from the planet MOAN.

by **dawson99** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:19 am

teens?
playing in the park? jumpers for goal posts? hehe
well i do play footy twice a week, sometmies 3 times, but im 27 dude and i think all women are brilliant. and the ones that arent, just dont talk to them.
Leon, come out with me one night, i will open your eyes to the delights that women can have for people... even u dude

by **Leonmc0708** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:22 am

dawson99 wrote:Leon, come out with me one night, i will open your eyes to the delights that women can have for people... even u dude

Woah, thats like a totally radical idea dude, but its like soooo out of the question dude.

Thanks anyway.

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:23 am

you not gay are you

by **dawson99** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:25 am

i think leon doesnt like me saying dude
leon, heres a tip, geta girl, get out of your room, clean the sheets and enjoy life
judge, im no gay, sorry, but will let u know if i wanna experiment

by **Ciggy** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:26 am

dawson99 wrote:i think leon doesnt like me saying dude
leon, heres a tip, geta girl, get out of your room, clean the sheets and enjoy life
judge, im no gay, sorry, but will let u know if i wanna experiment

Ha gerrin there judge :;):

by **Leonmc0708** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:29 am

dawson99 wrote:i think leon doesnt like me saying dude
leon, heres a tip, geta girl, get out of your room, clean the sheets and enjoy life
judge, im no gay, sorry, but will let u know if i wanna experiment

I feel I should return the favour, so here is few tip's:

Get a life
Stop watching Bill and Ted
Grow Up
Dont patronise me

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