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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:05 pm

filth :D




good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere, the worst girls go round to Woolly's  :D
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:08 pm

shame on you woolly
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:14 pm

you're only jealous cos you're the pope and you're not allowed to do it :D
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:16 pm

:blush:

theres a difference between not being allowed and not doing  :D
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Postby stmichael » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:17 pm

If you ask me, a lady is a woman who never shows her underwear unintentionally. :D
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:18 pm

hmmm....     I reckon a lady is a woman who gets out of the bath to have a pee


Or takes the dishes out of the sink before she has a dump  :D
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Postby Pablo_Escobar » Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:42 pm

Woollyback wrote:hmmm....     I reckon a lady is a woman who gets out of the bath to have a pee


Or takes the dishes out of the sink before she has a dump  :D

Yea, now that's a Woolys image of a lady.
Kinda knew that your harem looks that way  :rasp
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:26 am

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The Return of the Judge wrote:voodoo is from haiti mate, so it must be the spicy food that goes straight through them without touching the sides :D

Much like your penis, Judge!!!!Ahahaha!!!! (Some1 had to say it!!!!)

that only happens when i'm with yer wife

i found out she's had more jumps than desert orchid, i did try fisting her, but she said can you take yer ring off, to which i replied thats my watch, at that moment i left hastely

some1 had to say it!!
:D   :laugh:    :rasp

Erm...sadly I'm not married, and worse still, that was my brother you fisted!!!!!!!! You dirty fairy-boy!!!!

(Someone surely had to say THAT!!!!!) :D  :p  :p  :laugh:
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:28 am

ANd he's on his way to yours with an electric whisk and some barbed-wire for some S and M!!!!! ---- RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:29 am

I suppose I could just have said that she had a super-wide fanny as she'd spent the night with me!!!!(So often we think of things too late!!!!):laugh:
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:34 am

Dom1 wrote:amen to that... :D

oh but arent they great lando, i mean without women we would all be gay and dead :D  lets thank them for that!

I'd pick the "dead" part!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I do like women, I just hate them at the same time. Beautiful bi*ches!!! :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:20 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:
The Return of the Judge wrote:
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The Return of the Judge wrote:voodoo is from haiti mate, so it must be the spicy food that goes straight through them without touching the sides :D

Much like your penis, Judge!!!!Ahahaha!!!! (Some1 had to say it!!!!)

that only happens when i'm with yer wife

i found out she's had more jumps than desert orchid, i did try fisting her, but she said can you take yer ring off, to which i replied thats my watch, at that moment i left hastely

some1 had to say it!!  :laugh:    :rasp

Erm...sadly I'm not married, and worse still, that was my sister you fisted!!!!!!!! You dirty boy!!!!

(Someone surely had to say THAT!!!!!) :D

sorry didnt realise it was your sister

all the best  :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:05 pm

Judge, you GIT!!!!!! (I haven't got a sister!!!):p
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Postby Judge » Wed Jun 15, 2005 3:40 pm

all the best lando :)
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