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by **anfieldadorer** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:06 am

Probably, there is not a single man in the world who is always honest. British scientists decided to carry out an investigation to find out, who is a better liar, men or women. As the investigation revealed, women are more effective in lies than men. Investigators from the Queen Margaret University of Edinburgh say, women are more loquacious than men, that is why it is easier for them to tell lies.

The matter is, a certain figurative breach between the true information and the words we pronounce forms in the human mind when we tell lies. As a result, a man gets psychologically divided into two at that, consequently, altering the course of the narration. British scientists discovered, men produce twice as much not-notional pauses as women while speaking. The pauses originate spontaneously because it takes enough time for men to make their words sound better. When men have to tell lies, such not-notional pauses become more frequent, and numerous interjections appear in their speech in order to act as a logical connective for the liar-s ideas.

by **stmichael** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:07 am

ckay wrote:Women are fine lads, you just have to know how to control them. Let them think that there in control when in fact you hold the puppet strings.

you aint kiddin

some women are way TOO EMOTIONAL.

by **ckay** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:19 am

Tell me about it, mine turns into Linda Blair from the Exorsist once a month. The revolving head, pea soup, everything. I even have to hide her crucifix!!

by **stmichael** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:21 am

ckay wrote:Tell me about it, mine turns into Linda Blair from the Exorsist once a month. The revolving head, pea soup, everything. I even have to hide her crucifix!!

when it gets to that time of month i try to avoid talking to the mrs at all. she just bites my head off.

by **ckay** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:24 am

My mate has the best idea. He is nearly deaf and wears 2 hearing aids. When his mrs starts on him he just turns them off. What bliss!!!

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:46 am

hey chris, i'm an audiologist, i also hear that alot

by **ckay** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:47 am

judge wrote:hey chris, i'm an audiologist, i also hear that alot

I'm just waiting for evolution to progress to the point where women have a mute button!!

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:31 pm

get that finger off yer forehead and get in control mate

by **ckay** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:34 pm

judge wrote:get that finger off yer forehead and get in control mate

What does that mean???

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:45 pm

under the thumb, hen pecked etc

by **ckay** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:54 pm

judge wrote:under the thumb, hen pecked etc

No way mate. I'm the boss, I wear the trousers. I'm the head honcho!!! She knows her place!!!

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:56 pm

have you been smoking jamaican woodbines again, why did you ask me then? :laugh:

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:56 pm

hows matlock?

by **ckay** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:58 pm

judge wrote:hows matlock?

Cold and wet!!! Bit like my mrs!! hahaha

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:01 pm

i tell her that when i go n see her today

lol

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