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[NANNY RED]

  Class

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEKRMZ0XmXU

[tubby]

He is brilliant isn't he.

[NANNY RED]

Loved the Joey Barton 

[tubby]

This is a good one too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojU7MSjfcxQ&feature=related

[tubby]

Just for you Nan.


Xabi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhfXNsrOIjQ&feature=fvw

[NANNY RED]

Nah im not havin the Xabi one, he doesnt talk like that  Xabi has got s.ex in his voice

[Ciggy]

Woof with that greek woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QEyUEau3zk

[NANNY RED]

Woof with that greek woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QEyUEau3zk

    fecking criyin

[Ciggy]

Woof with that greek woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QEyUEau3zk

    fecking criyin

Nan do you remember that story he told us, I was crying, ill have to dig it out tommorrow. 

[Number 9]

Woof with that greek woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QEyUEau3zk

 

Dirty auld Woof!!
Thats class!

[woof woof !]

Nan do you remember that story he told us, I was crying, ill have to dig it out tommorrow. 

Yer cow, talking about my night of shame again Cig

Never sh'agged a fattie    I did however have a night of terror with a Greek hunchback .

It was thirty odd years ago but the nightmare is still with me . I was making my way overland from India  back to the UK and somehow ended up on a small island about a hour out of Athens where I met this couple ,an English fella and his Greek wife. She wasn't bad looking BUT did have an enormous hump and a walk that Quasimodo would have been proud of. One night I'm sitting in the local taverna and in she shuffles minus her husband, turns out he's gone to Athens on business and won't be back till the next day. We had a meal and a few ouzos after which (being the gentleman I am) I offered to escort her home. We got to her door and she invites me in . Now just to be clear, sex with this Greek bellringer was the furthest thing from my mind, she was however a very intelligent woman and a great conversationalist so in I went and we spent the next couple of hours emptying a bottle of brandy whilst discussing life the universe and everything......... I'ts now 3am and I'm making ready to leave when she says "why don't you stay here tonight , you can sleep in one of the spare rooms ". Being well p'issed by now I was more than happy to stumble into one of the spare bedrooms and collapse onto a big brass bed, and thats when the terror began.

I'd only been on the bed for a couple of minutes when I heard a faint but distinct scrape scrape scrape as she dragged one foot behind the other slowly approaching my door. In true hammer house of horror style the door opened with a long drawn out creak that had my hair standing on end and into the room shuffled Quasimodo dressed in a long white nightgown and carrying a lit candle .
Without a word she approached the bed , set down the candle , hitched up her nightgown and sat on my face ! Lads, I was blowing bubbles out of my f'ucking ears . I was torn between a feeling of compassion and the desire to throw up as this creature bore down on my face with increasing ferocity, but when she started to yodel I thought "fu'ck, at this rate she's  gonna break my teeth" . Summoning up what stamina I had left I forced her off my face and onto the floor where I proceeded to do the dirty deed aka "the mercy f'uck. I was thinking to myself "let's get this over as quickly as possible" when I noticed that with her legs raised off the ground and me holding her legs like the handles on wheelbarrow she was rocking backwards and forwards on her hump , requiring absolutely no effort from me . To my everlasting shame I have to admit I began to enjoy it .   I'll spare you the rest of the sordid details but suffice to say that when I passed her in the street the following day her gammy leg was dragging even further behind than usual but when I greeted her the gimp blanked me completely !!!

Oooh, the shame of it all haunts me still .

[Sabre]

To my everlasting shame I have to admit I began to enjoy it .

   

[NANNY RED]

  I wonder how many kids well grown ups now are walking round with the hump

[Bad Bob]

Now just to be clear, sex with this Greek bellringer was the furthest thing from my mind

Some theme music for ya Woof!



Gotta Get Over the Hump

[Number 9]

  I wonder how many kids well grown ups now are walking round with the hump

It was years ago,they are probably all on their backs now being wheelbarrowed by dirty feckers like Woof!